If you find that #5 and #6 are happening simultanely, chenk your perfume.................................Frankie1. Anyone eating with their mouth open.
2. Eating making lots of noise
3. Some one taping on a counter
4. Whistling
5. People standing too close to me
6. Heavy breathing
7. Snoring
8. People not indicating
I'm not going there..........................................FrankiePeople who fart while I am eating.
Simple solution to that one matey boy, get a mini fridge in your own office ....Those that use the last of the milk out the fridge at work and say and do nothing.
The cure:But you've never met my daughter. In your defence though she thinks Z3's are s*** and are for old men that dribble down their bibs. That's a direct quote we don't speak much
Own office - that’s a laugh. People don’t get offices any more. Not even the CEO.Simple solution to that one matey boy, get a mini fridge in your own office ....
But what about the dribble?The cure:
5 minutes in a Z3 ///M on a back road full of sheep somewhere in Wales with @miller1098 or @TaffZee driving..................................Frankie
Got one in my car anyway. It’s always windy up there - always freezing and rains horizontally. 30 yards to the car is not to be taken lightly.Put a fridge in your car boot then Ian.
Tony.
You work in a call center?....Own office - that’s a laugh.
Ever heard of drinking black coffee or Earl Gray Big Ears? ....If there's only 1 or 2 pints left in the downstairs fridge I'll steal it
I agree with you that on a single lane highway, people should go the speed limit so as not to hold anyone up behind them. I have, however, taken to the habit of reducing my speed to the speed limit or 1 or 2 miles under it on a dual lane carriageway. I found myself getting too irritated with other drivers while on super highways...........too fast............too slow...........try to get around him........stay away from him.......I put myself under a lot of pressure. There wasn't any fun driving long distances. So I (sorry about the "so") tried driving at or just below the speed limit. Wow, what a difference. You no longer feel as if you're in a race to get somewhere. You can RELAX and enjoy the scenery around you. You notice things around you that you hadn't taked the time to look at before. It becomes SO ENJOYABLE!!! You no longer feel like you're in a rush. If you get to where you're going 5 or 10 minutes later.............so what? Who cares. You're happy when you get there....FrankieMy absolute pet hate is people who can't or won't drive to the prescribed speed limit. F**king MORONS. For instance, just been into Gainsborough, when you get to Lea on the outskirts you encounter a 40mph speed limit which runs all the way into town till it drops to 30mph. From Lea the front car (and the 12 cars behind it) averaged 32-35 mph. WHY ???????????????????????
Tony.
Maybe they were just trying to get a better look at the nutter driving round with the roof down in the freezing cold . Fair play to you though mate, I was surprised when I glanced out the window as you were leaving and saw that you had the hood down .......hard core .Kids in pubs unsupervised and making loads of noise. What ever happened to 'children should be seen but not heard'.
Tailgating, just come back from @Bozzy and there was a car that close I couldn't even see his number plate.
More that my life would be worth Frankie. Picked her up from school once, didn't end wellThe cure:
5 minutes in a Z3 ///M on a back road full of sheep somewhere in Wales with @miller1098 or @TaffZee driving..................................Frankie
Yep, I find it looks very silly ....But then I find it more funny than infuriating.
Well, if you are on the wrong bus mate, we don't mind on here ....Women........