Went to Wales once, couldn't understand a word, then left. Mind you, I have the same problem in all countries out side of England.
Well as you don't speak English in Derbyshire I am not surprised:
Anyone visiting Derbyshire this might help!
TOW'D MAN- TOW'D WOMAN,TOW'D BLOKE The old man etc.
NUFF SAID--I understand you don't have to tell me anymore
PUT TWOOD INTOIL-- Put the wood in the hole, close the door
NA'THEN-- Now then- Now look here or can be used as greeting
ART A BALMPOT-- You are silly
THA' WHAT-- What did you say can be used jokingly or a threat
HEYUP-- Can be used as a greeting , an expression of surprise or a greeting
FAIR TO MIDDLIN'-- Not to bad, response to a question
BAH GUM OR EE BAH GUM-- Well I never.
GERROF--Get off.
GI US ONE THEN-- Give me one then
THA'LL GET NO CHANGE OUTER THAT ONE. You won't get anywhere with this person.
OUR LASS-- My Sister
OUR KID-- My Brother
BENT AS A BUTCHER'S HOOK-- A crook, swindler etc.
GERRON WI THEE-- Get on with you--You must be joking
EY-UP ME DUCK-- Hello my friend or loved one.
ZENNY ONYA CUMMIN WIMMY TILSON--Is anybody comming with me to Ilkeston
DO LALLY or DO LALLY TAP-- Mad as a Hatter
MIND THYSEN-- Please move out of the way
EIGHT-- Eat
GUD NEET-- Good night.
NEETS-- Night shift
TOW'D DRAGON-- Wife or Mother in law
EARALL SAYNOWT-- Hear everything but don't say anything
THA'S MUCKED IT UP-- You have really made a mess off that
WEER THER'S MUCK THERS MONEY-- There is money to be made in dirty places.
GERROUTTERTHEER--Move away from there.
THA'NOSE NOWT--You don't know anything.
KEEP THEE NOSE AHT'--Keep your nose out of my Buisiness
MARDY-- As in don't be mardy- stop crying
GOBSMACKED-- Surprised
TINT--or TAINT It is not
OH ECK --Oh no!
EE BY ECK-- Well I never
BOLD AS BRASS--BOLD AS A BRASS MONKEY A very forward person
COMMON AS MUCK-- Common as dirt, someone of low reputation.
IF ITS OWT TO DO WI THEE AHL TELL THEE-- If it has anything to do with you I will keep you informed.
ALBELT THY ONE-- I will hit you
ANTHEE ANOWL-- And you as well
WHATSUP-- What is wrong
NOWTSUP-- There is nothing wrong.
THADNONEED TA BOTHER THYSEN-- There is no need for you to bother yourself