NSFW Aliens are amongst us

[bonzo]

Yeah ok ok I just find tawkin ta uver peeples stimulatin like a propa convesayshun is a grayt delite to me an even a plai on words is exersizin the ol gray matta like wich I fynd when I tawk ta my menee frends ok i maibee am abit of a pendrant, ang on that sorta stufs ill eagle aint it or is i gettin confused wiv summat els@ .Any rowed up i orsow fink tawkin conver sation iz a los tart an wen i tipe a powst ona quaybored I image gin im tawkin like to that human been facetoface an az u cancee from what I ave ritten ear i likes to do it proply lyke. Ear wy am I gettin aw lise red lions unda me werds@

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[zedonist]

Brilliant Bonzo, it was also national Black Country day on the 14th so quite topical. But isn't it amazing, the human brain, how despite every word above being wrong it was able to decipher and interpret every word correctly allowing us to get the full context and deduce humour, no other animal on planet earth can do it. Well except an ex presidents chimp obviously.

Did you know that the dictionary is not actually a collection of correctly spelled words, it is actually a list of the most common ways of spelling them, or that is how it started, for example the last names, Harry, Harhy, Harris are derivatives of Henry, and the derivatives are how they were spelt from all the different districts, countries etc.

The only reason we all spell in a consistent manner ( most of us) is due to education and training being introduced and choosing to go down a single common path.

Co-incidentally do you know the difference between education and training? What if your daughter came home from school and said she had "sex education" would you be concerned? How about if she came home and said she had "sex training".....................

Any way I digress, so your post above could actually be correct and factual based on your origins..............where do chimps come from?

 

[Monty]

This is one of the Aliens who are kidnapping handsome older men

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Female aliens are invading the earth and kidnapping sexy, good looking older men. You personally are not in any danger.



I just posted this to you to say goodbye.

Looks like I've got a lot to catch up on when I get back. Haven't seen anything like that out here.

Mike

 

[zedonist]

Hurry up Mike, we're all posting from the mother ship, not many rooms left.........

 

[bonzo]

I'm aboard, they insisted I had a suite!

 

[zedonist]

No Bonzo, that was suit, and a tie, they have standards.........

 

[bonzo]

If they have standards it won't be long before they rumble you and send you on a one way trip through an air lock!

 

[zedonist]

Ooh I do love a good air locking.......

 

[bonzo]

Brilliant Bonzo, it was also national Black Country day on the 14th so quite topical. But isn't it amazing, the human brain, how despite every word above being wrong it was able to decipher and interpret every word correctly allowing us to get the full context and deduce humour, no other animal on planet earth can do it. Well except an ex presidents chimp obviously.

Well I've always enjoyed getting my tongue around things!

I've always been known as a cunning linguist, not just giving lip service!

 

[zedonist]

Well I've always enjoyed getting my tongue around things!

I've always been known as a cunning linguist, not just giving lip service!

Some times it is better to blow rather than suck...........

 

[bonzo]

Sometimes, yes, or one can end up with a nasty taste in one's mouth

 

[FRANKIE]

Hurry up Mike, we're all posting from the mother ship, not many rooms left.........

The Mother Ship? Who's car is that?

 

[zedonist]

It's a Z5 Frankie.......

 

[t-tony]

I'd guessed it was a R75.

 

[bonzo]

I'd guessed it was a R75.

Now go and wash your mouth out with soap young man. And no tea for you!

 

[t-tony]

Too late on the tea Bonzo. Gammon and eggs and onion rings etc. mmmmm

 

[FRANKIE]

Too late on the tea Bonzo. Gammon and eggs and onion rings etc. mmmmm

What's Gammon?

 

[zedonist]

It's English for pancakes, bacon and maple syrup

 

[t-tony]

Hi Frankie, gammon is a very thick cut of ham. (bacon) grilled till the rind starts to crinkle. Served with chips and fried eggs OR pineapple slices (Shirley's choice) and fried onion rings.

Hope you're well.

Cheers, Tony.

 

[FRANKIE]

Hi Frankie, gammon is a very thick cut of ham. (bacon) grilled till the rind starts to crinkle. Served with chips and fried eggs OR pineapple slices (Shirley's choice) and fried onion rings.

Hope you're well.

Cheers, Tony.

Thanks, boys. I meant to try Scottish Eggs while I was over there but I forgot. Oh, well.............