NSFW Aliens are amongst us

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bonzo

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Well, they certainly kept my front suspension components well located!
 
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bonzo

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What are Y fronts? Some sought of old man thing never heard of it!
Tut tut Zedonist, your atrocious attempt at spelling makes this post funny for all the wrong reasons. Really, come on, try and drag yourself out of the English 'C' stream, there are adult education classes that can 'sort' out your embarrassing faux pas.
 

FRANKIE

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American Zeds
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This is one of the Aliens who are kidnapping handsome older men

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Female aliens are invading the earth and kidnapping sexy, good looking older men. You personally are not in any danger.



I just posted this to you to say goodbye.
First step in eliminating the pillows on your bed.
 
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zedonist

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Tut tut Zedonist, your atrocious attempt at spelling makes this post funny for all the wrong reasons. Really, come on, try and drag yourself out of the English 'C' stream, there are adult education classes that can 'sort' out your embarrassing faux pas.
Point taken Bonzo, however, before making such a sweeping statement, you should first be in hold of all the facts. Firstly root cause of the problem was an Ipad auto correct, secondly root cause of escape ( why I never spotted) was that I was inebriated.

Now if I was to apply your corrective action to my root causes, I would still end up with the same problem happening again, so you see it is very important to know the facts before running off on a course of action.

In order to prevent this issue, I will now be going to AA meetings, turning off auto correct and enlisting a sqep third party to over check my work before I send.
 

FRANKIE

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I think we should all chip together and buy her a sports bra. Financially, this could be substantial and might take the contributions from most of the forum members.
 

bruce&kim

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I think we should all chip together and buy her a sports bra. Financially, this could be substantial and might take the contributions from most of the forum members.
if we don't chip together would that mean no bra?
 

t-tony

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There could be a lot of fall out from that decision.:ymdevil:
 

GazHyde

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No, damn it. I just had to see what was going on here. Do you have skype?
=))

Yes I do. I'm just about to go out now, but we can catch up at some stage which would be great!
 
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