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NSFW Aliens are amongst us

Discussion in 'General Banter' started by Boysie, Jul 10, 2014.

  1. Boysie

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    This is one of the Aliens who are kidnapping handsome older men

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    Female aliens are invading the earth and kidnapping sexy, good looking older men. You personally are not in any danger.



    I just posted this to you to say goodbye.
     
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  2. MAURICE THE MARTIAN

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    Bloody hell my wifes being unfaithfull.
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  3. Boysie

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    If I was her husband, alien or not I'd be over the moon
     
  4. t-tony

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    The aliens never looked like that in the old B movies.;)
     
  5. bonzo

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    Actually, I'm more of a leg man myself!
     
  6. hard top

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  7. Boysie

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    Can't see it
     
  8. z3cade

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  9. t-tony

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    Guess that had to happen.=))
     
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  10. zedonist

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    Sorry i was the handsome older man, I will send her back when she wakes up, she's exhausted poor mite!
     
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  11. badman gee

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    I have a sore pipe too!
     
  12. zedwheels

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    Poor dear she's had a head on and the air bags have gone off.
     
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  13. jonco

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    Sat out in the garden at the moment (2300 hrs) enjoying a few glasses of wine - this thread plus " Show us yor 44's" thread and " what do you think of these bumpers" thread are blurring into one - maybe time to stop drinking :happy:
     
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  14. zedonist

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    This is the bumpers thread?
     
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  15. jonco

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    Ok - I'll have few more glasses then.............
     
  16. t-tony

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    Well........ There's bumpers and Bumpers....;)
     
  17. zedonist

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    Nice M44.....
     
  18. bonzo

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    Yes, from all that laughter when you took off your Y fronts! =))
     
  19. zedonist

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    What are Y fronts? Some sought of old man thing never heard of it!
     
  20. jonco

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    They were a bit like a strut brace. =))
     
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