NSFW This is what they get up to in t-tony's part of the world.

The chaps on the other side of the pond will love this one.
The town I live in is called 'Beverwijk' translated, 'Beaver Town' and they have a big yellow beaver painted (not a sticker t-tony) on the roof of the shopping center.
But the name dates back to before 1276 ('Bedevaartswijk' meaning "pilgrimage neighbourhood") when it was granted market rights by Floris V.
Around 1640, a town called Beverwyck was founded in the Dutch colony of New Netherland, this town's modern name is Albany, New York.


What's that place called that you live in, Mike? 'Beverdyck?':ymdevil:

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Burglar caught because he had sex with a TEDDY BEAR during break-in - leaving his DNA behind for police to check. Paul Mountain of Darwen, Lancashire, broke into a shed in the town. The 38-year-old's DNA was found inside the teddy bear at the scene.
Paul Mountain couldn't resist the stuffed toy, Blackburn magistrates court heard.
Police took DNA from inside the teddy bear which matched with the 38-year-old.


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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...n-leaving-dna-police-check.html#ixzz3Fr8mEEEy
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Was it rape or seduction?
 
Just remember to having the sewing kit on hand...
 
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