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NSFW This is what they get up to in t-tony's part of the world.

Discussion in 'General Banter' started by hard top, Oct 11, 2014.

  1. hard top

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    Burglar caught because he had sex with a TEDDY BEAR during break-in - leaving his DNA behind for police to check. Paul Mountain of Darwen, Lancashire, broke into a shed in the town. The 38-year-old's DNA was found inside the teddy bear at the scene.
    Paul Mountain couldn't resist the stuffed toy, Blackburn magistrates court heard.
    Police took DNA from inside the teddy bear which matched with the 38-year-old.


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    Close bud but I only visit Lancs twice a year to get to Manc Airport. The Roman Ruins are in Lincs.=))
     
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    b*****......
     
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    is the teddy having counceling
     
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    In the next chair to Bonzo.=))
     
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    Looks like bonzo has lost his nemesis, have not seen him all day. No such worries for Bad Boy though.....
     
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    Not even close pal, if Typhoo put the tea in Britain, who put the £&@£ in Scunthorpe.:ymdevil:
     
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    Must be more than a few stories about the origins of those names. Any historians know of any? JIM
     
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    The chaps on the other side of the pond will love this one.
    The town I live in is called 'Beverwijk' translated, 'Beaver Town' and they have a big yellow beaver painted (not a sticker t-tony) on the roof of the shopping center.
    But the name dates back to before 1276 ('Bedevaartswijk' meaning "pilgrimage neighbourhood") when it was granted market rights by Floris V.
    Around 1640, a town called Beverwyck was founded in the Dutch colony of New Netherland, this town's modern name is Albany, New York.
     
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    Nice one Beaver Boy.=))
     
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    That's the Dutch Moto isn't it? " save a tree, eat a beaver" now I understand where all those beaver pelts came from that the Hudson's Bay Co swapped muskets to our Indians for and why there are so many trees where I live.
     
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    Er, yeh, probably JIm......
     
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    Not many beavers in our part of Wales,we do breed sheep but it's usually the English that eat them
     
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    Yeh, and the odd Yank that......
     
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    Yeah, but only on a day with a "Y" in it!=))
     
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    ......... happens to stay for a few days?
     
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    In a similar vein to HT's original post on this topic, I remember a report about some people passing by Doncaster ( again not Lincolnshire) on a train, and they witnessed a man having "relations" with a goat on an allotment outside the town. After the police had arrested the offender and interviewed him they asked " How low can you go?" and apparently he replied " A Chihuahua ":(
     
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    Funny you should mention that, I just posted on another thread about peanut oil, Bad Boy and two little dogs.......
     
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    Well Hugh, it wasn't the English that ate all those beavers that supplied their pelts. Wonder if they've ever tried it??
     

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