When you go to the largest Telecom company in your country with a shop on the high street and buy a new mobile.
"Would you like to keep the number you have now?"
Yes please.
"OK. Right Sir, your phone will be active within about 8 days."
What the fmuck am I supposed to do now, use smoke signals?
"Would you like to keep the number you have now?"
Yes please.
"OK. Right Sir, your phone will be active within about 8 days."
What the fmuck am I supposed to do now, use smoke signals?


These new phones I find twice as heavy as my older smaller ones, think we've gone backwards in size. Ha ha ha that sounds a bit ominous.