youthful enthusiasm

littlefeller

littlefeller

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ok, after reminiscing on the car - turbo - reverse incident, this got me thinking we all do daft stuff as kinds, so lets have a laugh.
me and my brothers plus mates would go camping quite regularly on our bikes, camping kit would be bungied to out fuel tanks.
i would wrap mine in a black bin bag just in case it would rain.
one time all set to go, everyone outside revving to go (my poor mother eh), i think hang on a mo i need a pee before setting of.
pee done right lets go, so we set off for the weekend.
about 20 miles in im wondering what the sharpish object is sticking into me, not very comfy.
after about an hour we pull over for a fag break, i look around the group (a right motley crew).
what.......what......what, why you all looking at me and smirking, no answer:mad:.
so back to the ride, hey whats that poking out of my camping gear, looks like a piece of wood, so i investigate further to find the wooded object is actually an old blown speaker, the bag on my tank was a bag of refuse which had been swapped while i was having a pee Ba8888rds.
almost as bad as the time my Afghan set on fire whilst riding (sparks from my makeshift silencer holder on my allspeed exhaust), no one told me, they just rode behind watching me burn thinking he will notice in a moment,
by which time i was properly on fire.:mad:=))

so whats your story:)
 
I was 19 and working as an outdoor instructor at a centre in Weymouth. The company I worked for had a contract to supply instructors to Pontins holiday parks. So when the management said they needed volunteers to work 3 weeks in Holland, a few of my pals jumped at the chance.

Skip forward to departure day...a well timed diversionary task for a mate of mine meant his bag was unattended.

Imagine his surprise and anger when he arrived it his destination to discover his racksack contained only one set of uniform....wrapped around two breeze blocks and nothing else.

We found it hilarious...he didn’t!
 
Mac Romans said:
I was 19 and working as an outdoor instructor at a centre in Weymouth. The company I worked for had a contract to supply instructors to Pontins holiday parks. So when the management said they needed volunteers to work 3 weeks in Holland, a few of my pals jumped at the chance.

Skip forward to departure day...a well timed diversionary task for a mate of mine meant his bag was unattended.

Imagine his surprise and anger when he arrived it his destination to discover his racksack contained only one set of uniform....wrapped around two breeze blocks and nothing else.

We found it hilarious...he didn’t!
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Rude not to =))
 
When I first joined the Air Force one of the Fire extinguisher types was a Dual Seal Foam. It consisted of two chemicals that you added water to and when they mixed it turned into foam. A white powder and a brown powder. We (RAF Firemen) would place the brown chemical into the cistern of a ladies toilet in the NAAFI and the white chemical into the pan and order beer at the bar and wait ............ instant snow woman and much imature hilarity. To be fair it went down like a fat kid on a seesaw with the WRAF's, we thought it was funny though :whistle:
 
Clingfilm over the toilet pan under the seat..... Do NOT try this at home!.......
 
Whilst working as a miner, during the end of shift showers you would squeeze more fairy liquid onto the hair of people trying to rinse it off,
They wouldn't notice at first as their eyes were tightly shut, eventually after lots of rinsing and suds they would squint open one eye to see what was happening, that's when you would thwack them in the opened eye with a fairy-liquid-pre-loaded sponge.

then you ran off to save your own life...
 
When I was an apprentice in Pompey dockyard back in the 60s. There was a gents toilet which consisted of four cubicles and toilet seats positioned over a trough of running water. So whatever was deposited in the trough in cubicle 1 passed through 2,3 & 4. Apparently, it was great sport to place lighted oil soaked flock in the water in trap 1, then run like hell but I know nothing about it.
 
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