Will a body fit into the Trunk/Boot?

gookah

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Look, I got my boots in the Boot, I'm sorry I still think it's funny to call the trunk, the boot. It's a colonies thing.
nah, it's an 'English' thing'. just like the language..... English.....as in 'England' ;)

a trunk is on an elephant,
a hood is on a coat.
a fender is a guitar.

math is plural as in math's',.... short for mathematic's'
and not everything comes in a bunch.

so there... y'all got a goddamn bunch of English lessons...
:p
 

t-tony

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nah, it's an 'English' thing'. just like the language..... English.....as in 'England' ;)

a trunk is on an elephant,
a hood is on a coat.
a fender is a guitar.

math is plural as in math's',.... short for mathematic's'
and not everything comes in a bunch.

so there... y'all got a goddamn bunch of English lessons...
:p
Why Aye man.=))

Tony.
 

Alexanderthe great

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Just in case you ever thought about hiding a body in your trunk, I just wanted you to know it will work!
I bet my wife she wouldn't fit into the trunk/boot, well she did! It helped that she only weighs 105 lbs.
so there is a weight limit! Yes she is still is very much alive!View attachment 18877
I take it it's a 'Wide Bodied Girl' (the car that is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

andyglym

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nah, it's an 'English' thing'. just like the language..... English.....as in 'England' ;)

a trunk is on an elephant,
a hood is on a coat.
a fender is a guitar.

math is plural as in math's',.... short for mathematic's'
and not everything comes in a bunch.

so there... y'all got a goddamn bunch of English lessons...
:p
You're 'avin a giraffe diamond geezer. Apples and pairs, rosy Lee, marra, L'all. Proper English, init =)) The rest of the world has no chance understanding us:whistle:
 

GazHyde

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If I was drinking tea, I would have spat it out... I'm still laughing now... =))=))

Hugh: Would you please put the sheep costume on and get in the boot of the car...
Missus: Why would I do that?
Hugh: Because you love me and because I've been on the internet and everyone else is doing it...
Missus: Oh, ok then... :shifty:
 

t-tony

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Mrs Mint

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:thankyou::thankyou:@miller1098 best laugh I've had for ages, can't wait to see who does it next but not sure if anything will beat that =))
 

t-tony

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I may have a bear suit, I said may.=))

Tony.
 

t-tony

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I'm surprised he didn't say " stuffed in the boot"

Tony.
 

Cartoon6pk

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nah, it's an 'English' thing'. just like the language..... English.....as in 'England' ;)

a trunk is on an elephant,
a hood is on a coat.
a fender is a guitar.

math is plural as in math's',.... short for mathematic's'
and not everything comes in a bunch.

so there... y'all got a goddamn bunch of English lessons...
:p
You forgot the most important lesson. The car is not Z3 it's a Zed 3! Did I get a passing grade on that?
 
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