What a T***.

t-tony

t-tony

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Heading to Collingham tonight on the A1133, it was raining fairly sharp so it made sense to leave a decent gap to the cars in front but it was difficult to maintain it as one kept braking. There was a black Audi which appeared to be super glued to my rear bumper even though we were doing 55 in a 60! See what happens at 49 seconds in,

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oodh33N-c3M


Then be amazed at what the Wa**er does 12 seconds later.

Tony.
 
What a dickhead!! They must have desperately needed the toilet. I bet they've seen dozens of crashes in their rear view mirror. :(
 
Must of had the tortoises head poking out Tony, can't blame a man for not wanting to s*** himself. I think he was thinking, if this daft old codger don't get out the way in a minute there'll be an accident.=))

Roy=)).
 
Blimey! What an idiot!!! Close call = near miss.
 
mwpe said:
Standard Audi driver. =))
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I couldn't possibly comment Mike;)=))=)) I recall Old Top Gear guys calling all Audi drivers "Cocks" which at the time (I had an A4 Est.) I thought was a bit harsh :)

Tony.
 
I think the actual quote on top gear was "all the cocks have moved into Audis now", previously it was BMWs.
 
mwpe said:
I think the actual quote on top gear was "all the cocks have moved into Audis now", previously it was BMWs.
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That could've been it Mike. Bugger, now I've moved back eh?=))=))

Tony.
 
Had 3 pull out from side roads on front of me today. I learned that Miss Sandi's SUV has exceptional brakes when performing panic stops...
 
The title says it all.....
 
I was driving in the Z3 up the M77 to Glasgow on Saturday morning. It was raining as usual but as the road was fairly clear I was maintaining about an indicated 75 mph. Only five cars passed me along that 20 mile stretch, all of them doing at least 20 mph more than me. You've guessed it, they were all Audi tanks (so-called SUVs). Audi seemed to have cornered the market in stupid drivers.
 
Bloody awful, criminal, ...........






Well that's enough said about the music =))=))=))
 
Sorry to anyone that drives one who maybe an exception to the rule, but I have to say that many examples of bad driving that I see these days are in Audis. Can't remember the last time I was able to see the front number plate in the mirror of one following me. It's ironic how Audi's advertising depicts their products as the thinking person's car, but the reality is exactly the opposite.....
 
Did he pull in to his own driveway? I'd take the video and show his wife and tell her that if he doesn't arrive home one day all she has to do is look out the window - the police might be just scraping him up off the road.
 
Never mind the Audi. I don't see a good example of water beading on your bonnet T-Tony , have you no shame.=))
 
DaveB with a Z3 said:
Never mind the Audi. I don't see a good example of water beading on your bonnet T-Tony , have you no shame.=))
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Dave mate, it's loppy. Not been washed since God was a lad.=))

Tony.
 
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