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t-tony

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Location
Torksey Lock,Lincoln, England
Model of Z
E89 Z4 23i Auto
. . . . to the selfish Barstewards parking club at Morrisons in Gainsborough.
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Bah. Humbug.

Tony.
 
Well it's a huge car and a very small space.
 
Needs a gang of bikers to fill the gaps up
 
Zed parking? Close, but no cigar =))
 
This really gets my goat. When I was staying in a hotel in Manchester there was very limited parking available, the next closest being a metrolink car park across a dual carriageway

Every time there was a GTR parked across two bays. What a t**t. I eve wrote a poem and left it on the windscreen
 
We get them at this time of year at work, when the Lincoln Christmas Market is on. You often get to work and find a car parked in such a way it takes about 4 spaces in the staff parking area. Wazzocks.:(

Tony.
 
They should have to pay double the price for parking :p
 
What I find even worse is at the car park at a local beach,all the cars face the sea------- except the motor homes that take up 4 or 5 spaces parking parallel to the beach.
 
Antisocial parking really p*sses me off. T*ss*rs the lot of 'em.
Then there is what I call 'the gregarious parker'. If I ever take the Z to a supermarket I always go to the furthest corner of the car park away from the shop to minimise the chance of getting a door opened against it or a trolley wheeled into it. Low and behold, when I come out of the shop there is ALWAYS another car parked in the next space, even if the car park is half empty. What's the matter with these people?:mad:
Rant over...:D
 
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t-tony said:
We get them at this time of year at work, when the Lincoln Christmas Market is on. You often get to work and find a car parked in such a way it takes about 4 spaces in the staff parking area. Wazzocks.:(

Tony.
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Plonk some of those hefty tractor tyres all around those cars Tony. Then stand and watch when they come back for their car. When they’re suitably riled, ask them how they plan to get their car back without trespassing.
 
Mnbrennan said:
This really gets my goat. When I was staying in a hotel in Manchester there was very limited parking available, the next closest being a metrolink car park across a dual carriageway

Every time there was a GTR parked across two bays. What a t**t. I eve wrote a poem and left it on the windscreen
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Yeh so sorry Martin, remember it well, went something like this.

When ever your here
Using TWO spaces for your car
I keep looking at the size
Of your little GTR.
So next time you visit
Making out your an ace
Your little cars not happy
Cos it only needs ONE space
GTR don't take offence
It's not you we're getting at
It's the way your owners parked you
Makes him the stupid tw@

Sold the GTR bought a BMW Z. =))


Roy.:wacky:........:whistle:
 
Don't like supermarket car parks with the exception of our local Sainsbury. they have comfort parking its further from the store but the spaces are bigger. Now that must be a decision by a car lover.
 
BMW driver, what do you expect :rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
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