Washing Machine

hard top said:
No way, I have done my time........
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If you meet the right person .......... :)
I'm sure you would :)
Never no what is round the corner :)
 
Hahahaha ;)
Think I'll let you work that one out :ymdevil::ymdevil::ymdevil::ymdevil:
 
I think you ladies make a big deal out of washing, housework etc etc. if he wanted to a man could do all that stuff in half the time. What you need is a little organisational ability. Us guys never mention this to you ladies because we know it would upset you, and that would lead to sulky silences and withdrawal of those 'special' comforts. And whats this big thing you make about childbirth? If the ladies in foreign climes can just stop what they're doing, squat down and have the baby, feed it, tie it to their backs and carry on working, surely you can do the same? When we were first married, Mrs Bonzo suggested I might like to do the washing up. I had to explain to her that god gave all ladies smaller feet so they could stand closer to the sink and so wash up more efficiently. Mind you I think I upset her when I jokingly said that ladies get married in white to match the rest of the kitchen appliances. She didn't laugh at all, even though I was creased up...... No sense of humour see...... Not like me.
 
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I made a similar mistake and have been paying for it for years. Mrs Ratt asked me what my favourite "position" was and quick as a flash I replied "doggy".

She said "right, you can sit and beg and I'll roll over and play dead":(
 
Science has indeed proved that men have larger brains than women......science has yet to prove what they actually use them for!!!!
 
Gail said:
Science has indeed proved that men have larger brains than women......science has yet to prove what they actually use them for!!!!
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Better driving skills! .............Amongst other things :inpain:
 
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bonzo said:
Better driving skills! .............Amongst other things :inpain:
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Statistics do indeed show that female drivers are involved in more accidents than male drivers....they also show that male drivers are involved in more fatal accidents than female drivers...I know which I'd rather be in. :whistle:

Vive la différence :thumbsup:
 
The only thing men use their brains for is to think about one thing and one thing only ;)
We all know what is is :whistle:
And it's not their cars =))
 
Shelly said:
The only thing men use their brains for is to think about one thing and one thing only ;)
We all know what is is :whistle:
And it's not their cars =))
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Is it football?:)
 
Gail said:
Science has indeed proved that men have larger brains than women......science has yet to prove what they actually use them for!!!!
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Our thanks to the scientists, but they got it wrong on this occasion:)
 
bonzo said:
I think you ladies make a big deal out of washing, housework etc etc. if he wanted to a man could do all that stuff in half the time. What you need is a little organisational ability. Us guys never mention this to you ladies because we know it would upset you, and that would lead to sulky silences and withdrawal of those 'special' comforts. And whats this big thing you make about childbirth? If the ladies in foreign climes can just stop what they're doing, squat down and have the baby, feed it, tie it to their backs and carry on working, surely you can do the same? When we were first married, Mrs Bonzo suggested I might like to do the washing up. I had to explain to her that god gave all ladies smaller feet so they could stand closer to the sink and so wash up more efficiently. Mind you I think I upset her when I jokingly said that ladies get married in white to match the rest of the kitchen appliances. She didn't laugh at all, even though I was creased up...... No sense of humour see...... Not like me.
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Are you still married?
 
Many a men wouldn't put up with our jobs ;)
Think after a week , no may be a day or two , they would throw the towel in :)
But us women keep going ;)
 
I could do a womans job no problems except for sleeping with hairy arsed blokes=))
 
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