- Joined
- Dec 4, 2011
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- Langley Mill
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- Z4 3.0si Individual Ruby Black Last one produced in this colour combo
Pinched this from another forum
In light of the recent events in North Korea, the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender."
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's White Flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
The English are also feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in N. Korea and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed Off" to "Frıggın Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Lıttle Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Lıttle Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A f***ın Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "f***iın Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "p*** Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Let's Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "We're Gonna Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries Chucka" to "She'll be alright, Cobber." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey..! I think we'll need to cancel the Barbie this weekend" and "The Barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.
In light of the recent events in North Korea, the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender."
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's White Flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
The English are also feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in N. Korea and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed Off" to "Frıggın Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Lıttle Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Lıttle Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A f***ın Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "f***iın Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "p*** Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Let's Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "We're Gonna Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries Chucka" to "She'll be alright, Cobber." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey..! I think we'll need to cancel the Barbie this weekend" and "The Barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.