There's been a murrrder

[Jack Ratt]

Chief suspect was seen running from the scene and squeezing between an oil drum and a stack of pallets. A chief witness later claimed that cooking fat, or something sounding very similar, had never caught a mouse in it's life on account of his pampered lifestyle as a works cat.

Investigations are continuing into this gruesome act

 

[Sean d]

I wonder how many baby birds it nailed before it got the mouse

 

[Jack Ratt]

I wonder how many baby birds it nailed before it got the mouse

The only baby birds in the dockyard Sean are seagulls and I don't think he'd be daft enough or cunning enough to take on one of them

 

[t-tony]

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Chief suspect was seen running from the scene and squeezing between an oil drum and a stack of pallets. A chief witness later claimed that cooking fat, or something sounding very similar, had never caught a mouse in it's life on account of his pampered lifestyle as a works cat.

Investigations are continuing into this gruesome act

Hope it wasn't a relative mate

Tony.

 

[Jack Ratt]

Never thought about that

 

[Redline]

Pretty clever moggy to do the dirty right in the middle of the prescribed area

 

[t-tony]

Pretty clever moggy to do the dirty right in the middle of the prescribed area

I reckon the moggy was set up Guv. Looks like a fit up to me. Where's Regan and Carter when you need 'em eh?

Tony.

 

[Redline]

I reckon the moggy was set up Guv. Looks like a fit up to me. Where's Regan and Carter when you need 'em eh?

Tony.

Out with the Granada!



“The Swee.........”

Another ear worm

 

[NZ00Z3]

better clean it up before the crime scene becomes a grime scene.

 

[t-tony]

I recognise him, .................... it's Roland !! Hey Rat fans

Tony.

 

[Althulas]

I think he already been done in Tony

 

[pgunter]

I remember those seagulls very well.. rats with wings and bloody big buggers too...

I hope you gave the said rat a fitting burial at sea ? Over the dock side..