You going out in Bella today? Code for don't even think about getting under my feet today
Roof down and gone 
A pleasant drive down the West Coast road to the Lakeland Motor Museum for cake and coffee, fat and calorie free says the girl behind the counter
Anyway, text inbound 'get some lettuce leaves for the guinea pigs from Tesco while you out'. Right O, how hard can it be 
Pit stop done then off round Windermere, Ambleside and Keswick, a few spots of rain but roof down all the way
Waiting to pull out on the A66 from Keswick when an ///M4 flew past! Gauntlet thrown and challenge accepted, Freebird banging out on full chat and is scientifically proven to make your Zed go faster
Got to the A595 dual carriageway and we both came off together side by side, I gave a glance and smiled, game over, I blinked and he was the other side of Whitehaven
Myth busted, go faster music does not make your Zed go faster! Bugger 
Back on track. Into Tesco, circled the car park 3 times before I found an end spot next to a nice Jag and parked up.
Got to the Lettuce counter, Jesus! How many different types can there be
Don't panic and FFS don't phone otherwise it'll just underline why I'm prohibited from unsupervised shopping (I do get to push the trolley
). Product picked and paid for along with some flowers to soften the blow if I've not chosen wisely 
Gets home proud of my achievement to find I'd just woke up the C-in-C who had just put her head down for her old lady kip post a morning of Doris Chores

Anyway, back to Tesco
Apparently the Lettuce chosen are not leaves, who new 
You takin Betty are you? Err yeah, one go with Bella is enough
RTFQ! The correct 'leaves'
So, 130 miles of glorious roof down driving, cake, flowers and 2 bags of lettuce stuff. 1 x E89, no wave
1 x Z3, no wave
and this beauty, also at Tesco. Wonder if he was on his second trip? 
Roof down and gone 
A pleasant drive down the West Coast road to the Lakeland Motor Museum for cake and coffee, fat and calorie free says the girl behind the counter
Pit stop done then off round Windermere, Ambleside and Keswick, a few spots of rain but roof down all the way
Waiting to pull out on the A66 from Keswick when an ///M4 flew past! Gauntlet thrown and challenge accepted, Freebird banging out on full chat and is scientifically proven to make your Zed go faster
Got to the A595 dual carriageway and we both came off together side by side, I gave a glance and smiled, game over, I blinked and he was the other side of Whitehaven
Myth busted, go faster music does not make your Zed go faster! Bugger Back on track. Into Tesco, circled the car park 3 times before I found an end spot next to a nice Jag and parked up.
Got to the Lettuce counter, Jesus! How many different types can there be
Don't panic and FFS don't phone otherwise it'll just underline why I'm prohibited from unsupervised shopping (I do get to push the trolley Gets home proud of my achievement to find I'd just woke up the C-in-C who had just put her head down for her old lady kip post a morning of Doris Chores

Anyway, back to Tesco
Apparently the Lettuce chosen are not leaves, who new 
You takin Betty are you? Err yeah, one go with Bella is enough

RTFQ! The correct 'leaves'
So, 130 miles of glorious roof down driving, cake, flowers and 2 bags of lettuce stuff. 1 x E89, no wave

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