You need a dictaphone then mate, cos you sure can talk plenty!The only thing that pisses me off with the spell check is that I can't type f***ing s***.....
Tony.
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I can see where the reply will end upYou need a dictaphone then mate, cos you sure can talk plenty!
Tony.
I can see where the reply will end up
No, I go easy on special needs people......
I will translate this into English for the good of the English people on this forum.
Sir, your comments are sometimes, one would say, slightly on the side of being condescending.
I am finding auto correct a bloody pain on the iOS Apple devices... 
Guys and girls please be merciful at least with the foreigners, regarding the spelling!
Well, still can't understand why,but if I type on fleabay,yoohoo,z.nut or any other site there's no problem. On here I get a little red worm under every other word or should I say,every word that the Yanks can't spell correctly.
I'll ask my son-in-law who is an IT wizzkid.
I'll ask my son-in-law who is an IT wizzkid.
F****** t*** s*** a** t*** b**!!!!Very true, taking into account that people like @Grumpy are virtually illiterate....
. Vats betta!
Vats betta!
Forgot to mention, Tourettes also.....
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Andy your swiss is really coming along nowEye hav know ishoos wiff ani ov mi smelling az smell cheque duz it all four mi.
Fluent mateAndy your swiss is really coming along now
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Ahh just think andy by the time you finish your stint abroad you'll be able to order a pint in many languages 
I am finding auto correct a bloody pain on the iOS Apple devices...
Well just turn it off....or spell things right in the first place
My phone and iPad still haven't learned that I've NEVER wanted to call someone a "ducking aunt"!
Prost , Kipis, Salute. Ein Mal Grosse Bier Bitte. Or, evening, pint of lager pleaseAhh just think andy by the time you finish your stint abroad you'll be able to order a pint in many languages
And a packet of crisps.....
I always said when I was doing my travelling that I could order beer in any language. I just pointed to the pump or bottleProst , Kipis, Salute. Ein Mal Grosse Bier Bitte. Or, evening, pint of lager please
I thought it was " 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please", come on you old throw back.
Tony.
I will translate this into English for the good of the English people on this forum.
Sir, your comments are sometimes, one would say, slightly on the side of being condescending.
So wot you mean is some fing like this, eh?
Tony.
Is there an American spell check applied to this site??
I get fed up of it questioning my spelling. Sorry Frankie,but it is the English language and I know that you folks in the colonies struggle with it at times.
@Ontiken1 quote: "Is there an American spell check applied to this site??
I get fed up of it questioning my spelling. Sorry Frankie,but it is the English language and I know that you folks in the colonies struggle with it at times.
However, I think we 'Brits' should endeavour to maintain proper standards!"Oh NO, NO, NO...............Don't drag ME into this. I had to make 2 trips over there after I joined the forum to figure out what you guys were saying. Then I had a Welsh tutor come over to help me on different accents while I was driving across the country for 6 days. I just finished a brush up course in Florida a few weeks ago. It's not been easy, but I'm starting to get the hang of it. The hardest thing was realizing that every time someone called me 'mate', that he wasn't a gay guy trying to come on to me. Frankie