Silly Cow

When I was over for the NF run last may, I bought a six pack of Becks beer at a little petrol station in the middle of the forest but that was for the evening when we got back to my Dads place.
I do it on the wine runs to Germany for the 3 hour evening drive back, but I am in the passenger seat.
 
Years ago, when me and my mates went to football matches through out the land, we had a system where if we got stuck in a traffic jam on the way home and the other cars were out of beer, they would sign with their head lights and the car that still had some would put a 6 pack on the crash barrier that would be picked up by the car behind......:bag:
 
They should also make changing the cassette /cd while driving illegal, as you are also distracted.




I got pulled by the police once, whilst changing the radio. they said I was all over the road.


I wouldn't have minded, but I'd only got the earth wire left to connect.....:thankyou:
 
Driving back from Coventry today in torrential rain and some idiot was driving without lights :rage:
Oh and I should point out it was a man just in case you all thought it was only women who do stupid things whilst driving :p:p
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Driving back from Coventry today in torrential rain and some idiot was driving without lights :rage:
Oh and I should point out it was a man just in case you all thought it was only women who do stupid things whilst driving :p:p
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We drove up to mum &dad's yesterday in the torrential rain. Have to say most of the drivers were sensible and behaved well, but as always there were a few including a perfectly camouflaged silver Mercedes tanking up the fast lane at above 90 without any lights. Completely invisible in the spray behind the car until it was going past.
 
Remember my grandad rolling his one handed whilst driving, that's getting the paper out, baccy In and rolling it. Thought he was a genius.
Mine did also and he had Parkinson's and shook left a leaf in a wind storm but never dropped even a strand off the paper as he rolled the next which he lit from the one in his mouth. JIM
 
Remember those cigarette shaped sweets? We used to get sixpence off grandma to go down the shop for sweets and they were often among those bought. Those and blackjacks. How politically incorrect! I bet you can't get either of those now.
They still sell them over here as candy sticks but they don't put the red tips on them, but kids still mimic adults smoking with them. I wish they'd ban them! JIM
 
My wife says I'm like you Jack Ratt,Billy no Mates,but what does she know. I get calls and texts all the time from my mate Vodafone.:happy:
 
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