It works something like this Dino...
Zorging - the act of stalking people and fly-carding windscreens. Example : I'm off out Zorging for new members this afternoon.
Zorged - a chant cried out when walking away having successfully placing a card. Can be accompanied with a fist pump depending on the rarity of the Zed in question. Example: You've just been Zorged mate.
Zorgus-Interruptus (latin) - being caught in the act of Zorging by an unappreciative owner, or they pull away just before you get chance to.
"Zorgasm" - the feeling of elation experience by a zedder. The Zorgasm can be instigated by many different catalysts, including but not limited to:
1 Driving the zed on a dry open country road (with the roof down if the owner purchased the correct model!)
2 Gazing upon your freshly detailed zed following hours of finger-blistering toil.
3 Hearing a non-zed associated person (aka muggle) compliment your zed as you alight/disembark from said vehicle or drive past them.
4 Seeing an owner of a zed you have "Zorged" (see above) has signed up to the zroadster forum and introduced themselves.
5 Watching other vehicles (particularly the Porsche Boxter or Audi TT) shrinking in the rear view mirror of your zed.
6 Owning a zed.