Over 50 s Life Insurance adverts.

As my coffin disappears from view at the crematorium I would like the sound effects of the Countdown clock to be played
 
When I finally write my last will and testament I want some of my ashes put into shotgun cartridges so that I can have a 12 gun salute on my first birthday after I'm gone and also some put into a firework to be set off on the first bonfire night after I expire.

I think it might be a step too far to set fire to my Zed though
 
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