At Hotel reception with a small overnight case and the woman asked me if I'd like her to carry my case.She asked again when I headed for the stairs ! I must look much worse than I thought. Mind you if I'd have had a big heavy case I'd have said yes.



I got my hair cut a few months back and for the first time ever the hairdresser asked me if I'd like my eyebrows trimmed, now that made me feel old

Standard fare up here mate, never come across it before anywhere else.I got my hair cut a few months back and for the first time ever the hairdresser asked me if I'd like my eyebrows trimmed, now that made me feel old
I recently thought I would grow my hair long again.....but long hair hanging out your nose and ears is not a good look really![]()
Standard fare up here mate, never come across it before anywhere else.
I think it is caused by evolution,or lack of, or maybe reverse?
Was speaking to a bloke with a red AC Cobra with white racing stripes (of course, makes them go faster). He asked if my Zed was red and I confirmed, asked why. His reply, "to hide our bald spots". Am still thinking about that.
me to 
Hair envyThere's some on here would be happy to get a haircut. Just saying.![]()

It’s colder “up North” so you all need extra insulation!Standard fare up here mate, never come across it before anywhere else.
I got my hair cut a few months back and for the first time ever the hairdresser asked me if I'd like my eyebrows trimmed, now that made me feel old
Lot of those German aircraft aboutI said “well you better had now you’ve pointed it out!””
F**kers
For my driver's license they ask for hair color among other thIngs. When the clerk asked "hair?", I said "missing, presumed dead"...she didn't seem amused...The last hair cut I had was about 20 years ago......and was asked ‘ anything off the top sir’
So I replied ‘ yes if you can find any ‘
I recently thought I would grow my hair long again.....but long hair hanging out your nose and ears is not a good look really![]()