Newbie!

[notzed]

Hi all!

There's a clue in my username, "NOTZED".

I'm not actually a zed owner, I just have access to a few (allegedly) but the Alpina will be mine! I'm just setting this profile for when my inheritance comes through

Currently driving a 2006 335i touring - definitely a wolf in sheep's clothing. Sounds immense with the Toyo decat downpipes lovely family estate with over 300bhp under the hood!

Thanks!

 

[Grumps]

Had to look twice then as we have a @Nodzed on here as well! Welcome aboard @NOTZED

 

[Slam]

Hi and welcome from London

 

[notzed]

Coincidence @Grumps?

 

[andyglym]

to the forum from West Cumbria.

 

[PHILIP BAXTER]

You'll never get the Alpina off him. Or the Imola, for that matter.

 

[Jack Ratt]

Hello and welcome to the forum son of Niall

 

[notzed]

You'll never get the Alpina off him. Or the Imola, for that matter.

You reckon @PHILIP BAXTER

 

[PHILIP BAXTER]

I think Niall needs a food taster.

 

[t-tony]

Welcome from me near Lincoln.. The hunter has to be patient my boy

Tony.

 

[notzed]

He'll need a food taster if he keeps leaving it out in the rain!

 

[BMBabe]

Welcome Nodzed Junior
I think @Nodzed should buy you a Zed

 

[GazHyde]

Welcome on board! Not so much an inheritance more of a future curator of the “just outside Wales Zed museum”

Gaz

 

[notzed]

Welcome Nodzed Junior
I think @Nodzed should buy you a Zed

Thanks @BMBabe! But he doesn't need to buy me one, just give me one of the 3 he already has!

 

[notzed]

Welcome on board! Not so much an inheritance more of a future curator of the “just outside Wales Zed museum”

Gaz

Does he tell you he's English @GazHyde?

 

[BMBabe]

Thanks @BMBabe! But he doesn't need to buy me one, just give me one of the 3 he already has!

Totally agree
@Nodzed i have found you a home for the silver M

 

[GazHyde]

Does he tell you he's English @GazHyde?

He does get a little touchy cos we keep calling him Welsh...

 

[Nodzed]

Note to son on rules for borrowing the Alpina

1. All Z3Ms are out of bounds
2. NEVER available when I want to use it
3. GET Insurance
4. BUY the petrol
5. HELP maintain it. (due a service)
6. WASH it after you use it.
7. DONT tell your sister.

Hi son and welcome to the Forum.

 

[Nodzed]

Totally agree
@Nodzed i have found you a home for the silver M

Not happening, he cant handle a car without traction control

 

[DavidM]

Welcome from Ireland!