LOL!!
You seem a cheerful bunch.
We live near Market Harborough, Leicestershire.
My Mrs, Rach, drives a Landrover and I drive a Citroen van. It was time to have a sporty 2 seater even though we have a 12 year old son.
Looked at Z4s but im kind of old school (just old really) and knew a z3 was the answer. 2.8 was the one to buy and we now have one!
Ive checked its got oil and that's the servicing over for this year.

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I have an older son (29) who I share a track car with. He took the Z out on the road and liked it even though he drives a 650 bhp merc.
Rach luuuuuuurrrrvvvveeessss the new car.
Were hoping to enjoy the car summer and winter and have the roof down every time we go out in it.