Been taking zed to work last two days. Usual practice is to park right at the rear of the under used car park where no one ventures (they cba to walk). Coming out to my zed to go out on a visit I see a women in a pink eurobox circling the rear of the car park like a bird of prey looking for it's kill. You've all guessed it, she circles around and lands right next to me!! Smiling at me she says " you're parking in the shade too?" thinking we're some sort of kindred spirits (the entire rear of the car park is in the shade not just where I'm parked). I reply " No I just park defensively away from everyone else so my panels don't get dinged by people opening their doors on me" Her smile evaporated !!! What a bahstud I am 
