liams stag doo

[badman gee]

well the time is nearly here for liam to tie the knot.

his stag event is approaching and I'm looking for suggestions off people.

suggestions on what special treats to prepare for him?

tied to the nearest lamp post with no clothes on etc.

any feedback appreciated.

mark

 

[r37]

i have a mankini i'd happily donate, only been worn once

failing that theres allways chaining him to a lamp post, stripper to work, getting him blind drunk and finding a lovely man to keep his bed warm (makes for excelent pictures to bring up at the wedding) or dressing him as the bride.

 

[badman gee]

i have a mankini i'd happily donate, only been worn once

failing that theres allways chaining him to a lamp post, stripper to work, getting him blind drunk and finding a lovely man to keep his bed warm (makes for excelent pictures to bring up at the wedding) or dressing him as the bride.

does the man keeping him warm include vaseline?

:ymparty:

 

[r37]

not at first, but the groom i knew needed some to remove his wifes foot after she was provided with pictures of his stag do.

 

[badman gee]

not at first, but the groom i knew needed some to remove his wifes foot after she was provided with pictures of his stag do.

good stuff

) :ymapplause: ) :-j \/ b-( :-bd

 

[Warrior]

During a mates stag do in Bognor a few years ago somebody posed the question..

'Can anybody think of a single reason why the groom SHOULDN'T return home with his hair and balls dyed blue?'

Nobody could. ...so off we set for the nearest corner shop to find some food dye, enquiring of the elderly lady behind the counter.. 'if we wanted to play a joke on somebody and turn their hair blue how much would we need?'

'Ooooh, it's very strong, a couple of drops would be very difficult to wash off.'

'TWO bottles please...'

In practice it was strong enough to show but washed out after a couple of soapy showers. Well almost. He still had blue tinges behind his ears and round his groin a week later

 

[bessieblue]

He could have a guard of honour at the church formed by zs !

 

[z3cade]

Mark you are no longer invited....

 

[swamper]

1 x telephone box ..1 x naked groom...1x big chain....1x sheep..........can go wrong

 

[Warrior]

1 x telephone box ..1 x naked groom...1x big chain....1x sheep..........can go wrong

The sheep doesn't fancy him?

 

[SeaSurfer]

Liam, dont go to your stag do :-o

 

[Tricky]

During a mates stag do in Bognor a few years ago somebody posed the question..

'Can anybody think of a single reason why the groom SHOULDN'T return home with his hair and balls dyed blue?'

Nobody could. ...so off we set for the nearest corner shop to find some food dye, enquiring of the elderly lady behind the counter.. 'if we wanted to play a joke on somebody and turn their hair blue how much would we need?'

'Ooooh, it's very strong, a couple of drops would be very difficult to wash off.'

'TWO bottles please...'

In practice it was strong enough to show but washed out after a couple of soapy showers. Well almost. He still had blue tinges behind his ears and round his groin a week later

Mark, get some special Estoril Blue dye for Liam Make sure you get some pics, you could enter one into the zorg picture of the month contest B-)

 

[stevie_a]

My mates got me good on my stag night

Dressed me up as a drag queen and forced me around the pubs and clubs of Glasgow

)

 

[badman gee]

Mark, get some special Estoril Blue dye for Liam Make sure you get some pics, you could enter one into the zorg picture of the month contest B-)[/quote]

no longer invited

hes bottled it 8-|

 

[badman gee]

Mark, get some special Estoril Blue dye for Liam Make sure you get some pics, you could enter one into the zorg picture of the month contest B-)[/quote]

no longer invited

hes bottled it 8-|

 

[HornelZ3M]

Come over to Raglan for your stag do Liam, we know how to treat people )

 

[badman gee]

Come over to Raglan for your stag do Liam, we know how to treat people )

ive been banned paul

not good.

 

[HornelZ3M]

Naaa hes only kidding

 

[badman gee]

Naaa hes only kidding

hes not,

all that vaseline will go to waste

 

[badman gee]

i was going to add some sharp sand to it as well :-bd