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liams stag doo

Discussion in 'General Banter' started by badman gee, Mar 28, 2012.

  1. badman gee

    badman gee Guest

    well the time is nearly here for liam to tie the knot.

    his stag event is approaching and I'm looking for suggestions off people.

    suggestions on what special treats to prepare for him?

    tied to the nearest lamp post with no clothes on etc.

    any feedback appreciated.

    mark

    ;)
     
  2. r37

    r37 Dedicated Member

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    i have a mankini i'd happily donate, only been worn once :p

    failing that theres allways chaining him to a lamp post, stripper to work, getting him blind drunk and finding a lovely man to keep his bed warm (makes for excelent pictures to bring up at the wedding) or dressing him as the bride.
     
  3. badman gee

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    does the man keeping him warm include vaseline?

    :ymparty:
     
  4. r37

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    not at first, but the groom i knew needed some to remove his wifes foot after she was provided with pictures of his stag do.
     
  5. badman gee

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    good stuff

    :eek:) :ymapplause: :)) :ymdevil: :-j \:D/ b-( :-bd
     
  6. Warrior

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    During a mates stag do in Bognor a few years ago somebody posed the question..

    'Can anybody think of a single reason why the groom SHOULDN'T return home with his hair and balls dyed blue?'

    Nobody could. :D ...so off we set for the nearest corner shop to find some food dye, enquiring of the elderly lady behind the counter.. 'if we wanted to play a joke on somebody and turn their hair blue how much would we need?'

    'Ooooh, it's very strong, a couple of drops would be very difficult to wash off.'

    'TWO bottles please...' =))

    In practice it was strong enough to show but washed out after a couple of soapy showers. Well almost. He still had blue tinges behind his ears and round his groin a week later :D
     
  7. bessieblue

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    He could have a guard of honour at the church formed by zs ! :D
     
  8. z3cade

    z3cade Zorg Guru (III)
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    Mark you are no longer invited....
     
  9. swamper

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    1 x telephone box ..1 x naked groom...1x big chain....1x sheep..........can go wrong :ymdevil:
     
  10. Warrior

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    The sheep doesn't fancy him? :D
     
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    Liam, dont go to your stag do :-o
     
  12. Tricky

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    Mark, get some special Estoril Blue dye for Liam :D Make sure you get some pics, you could enter one into the zorg picture of the month contest B-)
     
  13. stevie_a

    stevie_a Zorg Guru (IV)
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    My mates got me good on my stag night

    Dressed me up as a drag queen and forced me around the pubs and clubs of Glasgow

    :eek:)
     
  14. badman gee

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    Mark, get some special Estoril Blue dye for Liam :D Make sure you get some pics, you could enter one into the zorg picture of the month contest B-)[/quote]

    no longer invited :(

    hes bottled it 8-|
     
  15. badman gee

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    Mark, get some special Estoril Blue dye for Liam :D Make sure you get some pics, you could enter one into the zorg picture of the month contest B-)[/quote]

    no longer invited :(

    hes bottled it 8-|
     
  16. HornelZ3M

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    Come over to Raglan for your stag do Liam, we know how to treat people :ymdevil: :beer ;))
     
  17. badman gee

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    ive been banned paul :(

    not good.
     
  18. HornelZ3M

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    Naaa hes only kidding ;)
     
  19. badman gee

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    hes not,

    all that vaseline will go to waste :(
     
  20. badman gee

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    i was going to add some sharp sand to it as well :-bd
     

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