Quick, panic and buy 100 turkeys1st Christmas advert on tv
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Yup, Turkeys, XMAS trees and something else reported.Actually - you're not far off the mark there. Did you know there really is a CO2 shortage. That shortage is already affecting the build up of stock of birds ready for the Christmas rush.
LegendBah! Humbug.
Why do we need to wait till Christmas to give gifts to our loved ones.
If I want to surprise the missus with a new hoover then why should I wait till 25th of December. But because it's customary to give gifts at Christmas the missus has been down on her hands and knees every day with the little dustpan and brush I gave her for her birthday.
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Cows mate, I have cows, hundreds of themYou can't mate. Have you not heard about the Turkey shortage? You can't panic buy Turkeys at this time of year either. They're hardly out of the egg.
Tony.

