That was superb! ... Like a real life story in "take a break" but with a Z3
Seriously ... Hope Miss Brighton B-right on
Seriously ... Hope Miss Brighton B-right on
Keep on showing up, the one will be there one day!! JIMJIM
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QUOTE="Shelly, post: 219492, member: 716"]What a let down @N4LLY 
Miss Hayling must of known how far you have travelled
That's really naughty
Wishing you luck today
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Hi shelly ,
Is ok, she not naughty, without going into detail,I'm very understanding. After all I had my boat trip. Just tried to make things easier for her rather especially coming down just to meet her. If you get my drift. She has my number
Miss brighton awaits
Report back later
Miss Hayling must of known how far you have travelled
That's really naughty
Wishing you luck today
[/QUOTE]Hi shelly ,
Is ok, she not naughty, without going into detail,I'm very understanding. After all I had my boat trip. Just tried to make things easier for her rather especially coming down just to meet her. If you get my drift. She has my number
Miss brighton awaits
Report back later
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Alarm at 0600 hrs. Ready to leave earlier than expecting to text Miss Brighton i will be over and could go
for an afternoon drive before an evening meal out. She is keen.
Meet at the Marina and i present a bunch of rose and carnations.
Not quite what i expected, on the phone sounded English, but with the name Simona i suspected eastern European.
So i asked are you Romanian or Hungarian, whoops neither, Yugoslavian, that did not go well i guessed.
Thinking fast i asked if anywhere near the Austrian Alps ?
Yes we see the Alps from my home town.
Ah, you Ski then ?
No i have never skied.
Quickly suggest a visit to Beachy head as she has never heard of it, but when we get up there the sea mist has completely covered the view.
I had just past a sign post for Battle and i had never been there either, so a visit to Battle and the Abbey is agreed.
Near total silence journey over. A chatty chat over cold drink at the Chequers pub.
Near total silence walk around the grounds.
As we drove round I tried, and kept asking you ok?
Yes sunbathing.
Again, You ok ?
Yes enjoying.
Return to Marina and ask how long you need before i collect you for an evening out dining.
"Just one hour, however i do have a headache, but you can pick me up at 1900 Hrs.
Oh ok, i'll go book into B&B of of load gear & get freshened up and pick you up.
B&B is on the sea front which is heaving with bodies, the side street are packed solid every where,
having traveled around the block 3 times and trying to call the B&B to ask where is your parking.
I return to the Marina and pick up text from Miss Brighton,
Sean thanks for a great day, but don't feel is right to go out later... wish you well and thanks again. and headache was not excuse i really have it.
great, now i'm stuck in Brighton.
I try the B&B once more but as i past again a Hen party of about 20 girls + one blow up naked gentleman spill out the B&B onto the street.
I ask, Excuse me where is the parking for this B&B,
"Dunno, we cames down on the train innit"
Sod this i'm going home, so start trying to travel up through the city centre, buses tosserrs in mec's t**t's on bikes cutting me from left and right, total grid lock.
Sign comes up A23/M23 /orA27 to Lewis. Quick N4LLY make you mind up. b*******s i'm not following these nutters back up to that there London.
So take the coast road A27.
Pull in the first services, a full dose of Super for the Z3 which has been going already 12 hours and chocolate hobnobs and raspberry zucazade for me.
Sweet the A27 is empty i was right, no one would be traveling west to east on a hot Saturday night (I'm in logistics remember) A27 turn's into the A259
which is even emptier and if you have traveled on it when its empty is stupendous. I did have a couple of pace makers across the marches which was great keeping up with them.
(They obviously knew the road inside out)
Half full of Hobnobs and time to reflect.
Best £95 i have ever wasted (Not using the flea ridden vomit hole with no parking B&B)
What a great drive. Home in a little under 3 hours , with pit stop and two photo opportunities.
Also realized, i know who i am and i am happy with that.
Will i do it again tomorrow ? NO. Will i do it again ? YES !
The Abbey
Get me home please.
for an afternoon drive before an evening meal out. She is keen.
Meet at the Marina and i present a bunch of rose and carnations.
Not quite what i expected, on the phone sounded English, but with the name Simona i suspected eastern European.
So i asked are you Romanian or Hungarian, whoops neither, Yugoslavian, that did not go well i guessed.
Thinking fast i asked if anywhere near the Austrian Alps ?
Yes we see the Alps from my home town.
Ah, you Ski then ?
No i have never skied.
Quickly suggest a visit to Beachy head as she has never heard of it, but when we get up there the sea mist has completely covered the view.
I had just past a sign post for Battle and i had never been there either, so a visit to Battle and the Abbey is agreed.
Near total silence journey over. A chatty chat over cold drink at the Chequers pub.
Near total silence walk around the grounds.
As we drove round I tried, and kept asking you ok?
Yes sunbathing.
Again, You ok ?
Yes enjoying.
Return to Marina and ask how long you need before i collect you for an evening out dining.
"Just one hour, however i do have a headache, but you can pick me up at 1900 Hrs.
Oh ok, i'll go book into B&B of of load gear & get freshened up and pick you up.
B&B is on the sea front which is heaving with bodies, the side street are packed solid every where,
having traveled around the block 3 times and trying to call the B&B to ask where is your parking.
I return to the Marina and pick up text from Miss Brighton,
Sean thanks for a great day, but don't feel is right to go out later... wish you well and thanks again. and headache was not excuse i really have it.
great, now i'm stuck in Brighton.
I try the B&B once more but as i past again a Hen party of about 20 girls + one blow up naked gentleman spill out the B&B onto the street.
I ask, Excuse me where is the parking for this B&B,
"Dunno, we cames down on the train innit"
Sod this i'm going home, so start trying to travel up through the city centre, buses tosserrs in mec's t**t's on bikes cutting me from left and right, total grid lock.
Sign comes up A23/M23 /orA27 to Lewis. Quick N4LLY make you mind up. b*******s i'm not following these nutters back up to that there London.
So take the coast road A27.
Pull in the first services, a full dose of Super for the Z3 which has been going already 12 hours and chocolate hobnobs and raspberry zucazade for me.
Sweet the A27 is empty i was right, no one would be traveling west to east on a hot Saturday night (I'm in logistics remember) A27 turn's into the A259
which is even emptier and if you have traveled on it when its empty is stupendous. I did have a couple of pace makers across the marches which was great keeping up with them.
(They obviously knew the road inside out)
Half full of Hobnobs and time to reflect.
Best £95 i have ever wasted (Not using the flea ridden vomit hole with no parking B&B)
What a great drive. Home in a little under 3 hours , with pit stop and two photo opportunities.
Also realized, i know who i am and i am happy with that.
Will i do it again tomorrow ? NO. Will i do it again ? YES !
The Abbey
Get me home please.
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Maybe they both did, I would play things a lot cooler in the future IMHO.
Good luck though in the future Andy
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Yep indeed.
Lessons learned. Next one, if there is, the lady will have to take the lead, set the date, venue etc.
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The journey continues...
Miss Southend on Sea await's Saturday .
Funny how they are all based on the sea side
Miss Southend on Sea await's Saturday .
Funny how they are all based on the sea side
Have a ride up to Dudley, you'll definitely pull there. If I can, anybody can 
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Have a ride up to Dudley, you'll definitely pull there. If I can, anybody can
But, but Dudley ain't by the Sea
Certainly know when a wench from Tipton climaxes drops her bag of chips.
Hope you have a better weekend this week, don't get blowing to much of your money away though.
Hope you have a better weekend this week, don't get blowing to much of your money away though.
The journey continues...
Miss Southend on Sea await's Saturday .
Funny how they are all based on the sea side
ok - a quick question is in order here - Did you by any chance turn up for these dates with your fishing rods? just asking
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ok - a quick question is in order here - Did you by any chance turn up for these dates with your fishing rods? just asking
I have been sussed
It's called double bubble
yes and its also called blown out, its all very well taking the rods, but leave them in the hotel, not sticking up behind the seats or you will get sussed, abit like Homer and Marge going on that marrage revival break and Homer goes fishing (sneaks off fishing) going after the general, classic part is marge questioning him about why he has fishing gear in the boot and says - your thinking of fishing right now arnt you - Homer - no im not while seeing marge as a talking cat fish.
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Miss Southend on Sea done, er when i say done i mean visited, er when i say oh you get the idea
Met in the pub car park, taller, blonder, bigger grey / blue eyes than expected. Nice greetings exchanged and enter the pub.
Ask the lady what would she like, expecting a white spritzer or similar, was taken aback when she order's a pint of Hobgoblin Ale.
Impressed.
5 1/2 hours disappeared all too quickly, firstly i asked if i could guess her accent
"
I give you 3 chances"
Ok, Estonian "no", Lithuanian ? "no" 3rd chance i dared ask, Russian ? "NOOO"
"Latvian"
Turns out she is a math's genius and technical engineer back home, but in England 15 years as a legal accountant.
Wow, i pick em.
Sunset walk through the local park and say goodbyes, with a parting kiss on the cheek, which was nice.
I text when back and thanked again for a most pleasant evening.
She text back; Thanks for the lovely evening and wonderful company. Would be nice to do it again.
Well that was a nice surprise, apart from making her smile and laugh her head off all evening, i don't think
the Scampi dinner won her over.
Although i might be punching above my weight, if she is still keen in a couple of days then yes i'll be happy for the
second date
Miss Southend on Sea done, er when i say done i mean visited, er when i say oh you get the idea
Met in the pub car park, taller, blonder, bigger grey / blue eyes than expected. Nice greetings exchanged and enter the pub.
Ask the lady what would she like, expecting a white spritzer or similar, was taken aback when she order's a pint of Hobgoblin Ale.
Impressed.
5 1/2 hours disappeared all too quickly, firstly i asked if i could guess her accent
"
I give you 3 chances"
Ok, Estonian "no", Lithuanian ? "no" 3rd chance i dared ask, Russian ? "NOOO"
"Latvian"
Turns out she is a math's genius and technical engineer back home, but in England 15 years as a legal accountant.
Wow, i pick em.
Sunset walk through the local park and say goodbyes, with a parting kiss on the cheek, which was nice.
I text when back and thanked again for a most pleasant evening.
She text back; Thanks for the lovely evening and wonderful company. Would be nice to do it again.
Well that was a nice surprise, apart from making her smile and laugh her head off all evening, i don't think
the Scampi dinner won her over.
Although i might be punching above my weight, if she is still keen in a couple of days then yes i'll be happy for the
second date
How did I missed this thread 
So just read from the beginning, it's like a Mills and Boon, def don't need a book for my hols with this lol
I did the dating agency thing many many years ago before the internet and mobile phones, and yes before anyone asks I am that old
It was fun so enjoy yourself @N4LLY
Never met Mr Right though (I met Dave through work) but now you can see what they look like first maybe you'll be lucky
Will enjoy your up dates
So just read from the beginning, it's like a Mills and Boon, def don't need a book for my hols with this lol
I did the dating agency thing many many years ago before the internet and mobile phones, and yes before anyone asks I am that old
It was fun so enjoy yourself @N4LLY
Never met Mr Right though (I met Dave through work) but now you can see what they look like first maybe you'll be lucky
Will enjoy your up dates