Jesus Mary and Joseph did he just say that!

andyglym

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Betty (our new to us Skoda Yeti) developed 4 very hot disks today and the oil service light came on :wideyed:. Only purchased Betty a few weeks ago so the C-in-C tootled off to the Skoda dealer to voice concern. As it happens all the big guns were in today when the fight began :D. Calm as you like the C-in-C presented the issues to the chap that sold her Betty, he opened his mouth to change step by starting with 'did you leave the handbrake on?' :nailbiting: ......... oh Lordy! A sharp intake of breath from the many assembled plebs swooning the head shed whilst thinking 'glad I didn't say that'=)). Handbrake? retorts the C-in-C, that's where I hang my handbag since the loss of a manual choke followed by a pointed DEFCON1 'how dare you patronize me in such a manner! Head shed steps in and suggests going into a nearby office, instantly recalibrated to the tune of 'don't side-line me, here is good! Anyway, long story short, turns out to be an electronic glitch that's rare. 4 New disks, pads, oil, oil filter, air filter, brake fluid, power steering fluid, a courtesy car and a voucher for a 'valet'.

Oh, couldn't find the paperwork stating that the pre service had been done, it'll have loads now =))

It's great having a 5ft 3 inch C-in-C that makes Attila the Hun look like a Liberal Democrat, saves me having to do it :D
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I await for tomorrow's Sit-rep :D
 
Brilliant story and result mate. Bloody dealers! Whenever I read things like this it just concrete's why I got out of the trade. Standard practice to get a screamer in an office away from the sales floor. Pleased she stood her ground.
 
Brilliant story and result mate. Bloody dealers! Whenever I read things like this it just concrete's why I got out of the trade. Standard practice to get a screamer in an office away from the sales floor. Pleased she stood her ground.
Yvonne will go in tomoz and insist and watching what they do mate, Attila the Hen in action :D
 
Good result Andy.
Has the C-in-C considered a job at ACAS? =))

The dealer will be quite happy to sort it as it won’t cost them anything. The manufacturer will pay.
 
Good result Andy.
Has the C-in-C considered a job at ACAS? =))

The dealer will be quite happy to sort it as it won’t cost them anything. The manufacturer will pay.
After today's episode Ian we're expecting good results.
 
Good to hear of a woman with balls :thumbsup:. I bet the salesman was shaking like a s******* dog :dog:.
 
He is a braver man than me saying something like that to a woman
 
Great story Andy, hopefully a great result tomorrow:thumbsup:. Remind me never to get on the wrong side of your C-in-C:nailbiting:
 
Impressive :thumbsup:.......I bet she can park and reverse a car as well !!!!!!! :eek:
 
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