Its Official.....I'm Old!

Mazza

Mazza

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Just come into a local Costas and ordered 2 coffees and two cakes......and the sylph like 16 year old looking young waitress said " Will you be ok carrying the tray"

I just said.....I think I will make it to the table, but might need help cutting the cake !!!!!
 
I wouldn't worry anyone over 25 are ancient to teenagers ;)
 
It used to wind me up when I'd buy say a solid treated gate post and the salesperson says "That will out last you "
Aye, and you when I shove it up your backside
 
A geezer offered to carry Shirl's carry on bag down some stairs as we got bussed out to the plane at Manc., so I let him.:)

Tony.
 
O no a man offered to carry my bag on holiday last year =))
And someone offered me their seat as well :)
I must be getting old as well =))
 
I just like going to the supermarket and buying some beer, then going to the self checkout, the young girl or boy will have to come to put there tag on the machine to confirm I am over 18, I hand then my driving licence , with a look of confusion on there face I say is this ok for ID ?

Some laugh some get embarrassed
Me I think it's funny.

If you don't know I'm 52 years old
 
I cringe at the supermarket every time they ask me if I need assistance packing.
 
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I always feign surprise when they don't ask for proof of age when I'm buying beer=))
 
At Publix they employ "Seniors" to pack your bags and wheel your cart to your car for you, you don't have to let them but they do have to offer. I was once concerned that would have to load up this sweet old dear and wheel her back into the store.:(

Tony.
 
t-tony said:
At Publix they employ "Seniors" to pack your bags and wheel your cart to your car for you, you don't have to let them but they do have to offer. I was once concerned that would have to load up this sweet old dear and wheel her back into the store.:(

Tony.
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You should be more concerned they don't ask you to pack.=))=))=))

Yeh, I know, go on then you know it makes you happy.

Roy:whistle:
 
Rha said:
I'm surprised they don't run and get you a wheelchair.=)) ( :)Sorry just couldn't help myself.:bag:)

Yeh yeh I know!!!!! Go on then.:rolleyes:

Roy.:whistle:
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OK, 'cus it's you... .... .......... tw@=))
 
Rha said:
You should be more concerned they don't ask you to pack.=))=))=))

Yeh, I know, go on then you know it makes you happy.

Roy:whistle:
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Just for you Roy. T**T! =))=))

Tony.
 
Girls and Boys, as long as we can make jokes and laugh about this subject definitely we aren't old!=))
And to be franc , my gray/white beard helped me when I pushed my luck and asked for pensioners tickets, without presenting an ID. Sometimes...=))
 
Delk said:
I cringe at the supermarket every time they ask me if I need assistance packing.
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You know it is really bad if they ask you if you need assistance parking.
 
And when I use the grey beard and drop into conversation that I’m retired (I’m 56) I only get charged £9 for a haircut :)
 
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DaveP said:
And when I use the grey beard and drop into conversation that I’m retired (I’m 56) I only get charged £9 for a haircut :)
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Some of us are almost ten years behind you yet haven't paid for a haircut in 20 years. You should be charged double for just having hair.
 
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