I couldn't help not using the picture that was posted by @miller1098 for this post. It just had so many possibilities.....
Possible captions:
1. I told my wife: "You don't lose 100 pounds, you're not riding in the car anymore!!!"
2. I think those organic bushings are a little TOO ORGANIC.
3. I gave my car a man's name and it started to sprout hair......
4. We have to stop pulling the hay harvester through the field with the car.
5. How am I going to get the lawn mower under there????
6. NOW look where they're starting to build a nest. But I'll fix them. Wait till the muffler starts to get hot!!!!!
7. That's the LAST TIME I let the scarecrow work on my car!!!
Possible captions:
1. I told my wife: "You don't lose 100 pounds, you're not riding in the car anymore!!!"
2. I think those organic bushings are a little TOO ORGANIC.
3. I gave my car a man's name and it started to sprout hair......
4. We have to stop pulling the hay harvester through the field with the car.
5. How am I going to get the lawn mower under there????
6. NOW look where they're starting to build a nest. But I'll fix them. Wait till the muffler starts to get hot!!!!!
7. That's the LAST TIME I let the scarecrow work on my car!!!