I'm going to be brave

[DavidM]

How come it takes 6 hours to have ‘Z Roadster’ tattooed on your butt?

Depends whose butt it is - may need a gallon of petrol and some time to get round it!

 

[t-tony]

Yak . I've got to have a pipe put in my wrist, sent up my arm, round my shoulder and into my heart on Friday, not looking forward to that either . We're all falling to bloody bits!

I had mine through the artery in the groin, that was totally painless, and don't look away, watch what's happening on the screen

Tony.

 

[Dalek]

Hi Shelly, Are you enjoying your days off? Hope the sun is shining where you are.

 

[Shelly]

Hi Shelly, Are you enjoying your days off? Hope the sun is shining where you are.

Yes ... I've had a lovely day off work thank you
And I've got tomorrow to look forward to too
Hope your ok , and your feeling much better

 

[Dalek]

Yes ... I've had a lovely day off work thank you
And I've got tomorrow to look forward to too
Hope your ok , and your feeling much better

Feeling a bit better every day thanks.
Enjoy your extra day in the sun tomorrow.

 

[EnthuZiaZT]

Having a baby!!! That is nothing! Women have been known to want a second child, but I have never met a man who would like a second dose of Man Flu!! Now that is pain!

I've had man flu and I wouldn't want it twice!!!