I wise man learns from his mistakes, the wisest man learns from others' mistakes - be warned!

Mac Romans

Mac Romans

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Ilkeston, Derbyshire
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My s***'s custom!
Went out to the car about 10 minutes after pulling on my drive to find a puddle under the rear end.

Fearing the worst as it's not far from my fuel tank I did the quick test of dipping my fingers and sniffing it.....

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If I find out which of my neighbours' cats has p***** on my car and had me wipe my hand in it and smell it there'll be f******g murders! Dirty b*******d!
 
A mate of mine was taking his cat to the vets, the thing sprayed all over the back seat of the car.
Now that is a right b*****d compared to just getting it on your fingers....;)
 
That's made my day, now go get that cat! I accidentally locked a neighbour's cat in my garage recently it p***** over loads of things!

I didn't do a taste test though!
 
I feel your pain mate, I often get vehicles for test with freshly "oiled" wheels be it cat or dog it ain't nice.:(:( If it makes you feel any better, years ago I was under a car and had the strangest feeling that i was being watched and it turned out that I was, there was a large piece of moggy including it's swede wedged in the front suspension.:eek:

Tony.
 
Th worst thing is my first emotion was relief! "Oh thank goodness for that, it's only cat p**s....wait....oh s**t,"
 
GazHyde said:
Did you get your missus to smell your finger afterwards? :whistle:
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Ha,ha, that would've been so mean, "Does this smell like petrol to you dear?" =))=))

Tony.
 
Hope you did not do the taste test =))
 
So the moral of this story is: if you see liquid underneath your car, get the missus to identify it first.???? Of course chances are you won't be fed for a week, on the other hand takeaways suddenly become rather tempting.

Mike
 
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