How?

Yep.=))

Tony.
 
All these 3.0l drivers go on about how fast they are yet getting walked over by.....snails!!
 
Yeah, well I placed that snail on my patio Dino, and when I turned back he was gone ........................................... :thumbsup:=))

Tony.
 
I'd let you off if the snail looked like this:
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=))=))=)) It did, it did honest mate, crap camera.:thumbsup:

Tony.
 
t-tony said:
Yeah, well I placed that snail on my patio Dino, and when I turned back he was gone ........................................... :thumbsup:=))

Tony.
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His mate the blackbird has picked him up and put it back on your car. :coolsteer)
Seems to be many more snails about this year.
 
Given me a great idea for a name for my car - Brian !!

Tony.
 
Ok right now I'm here to defend myself........i choose to look after my car as it is nearly 20 years old and mores the point I wish to preserve my licence as I enjoy having one and as it is my livelihood I have no desire to loose it through childish driving. I have seen quite a spectrum of different driving skills and abilities (and lack of) since I joined the forum, men of an older age pretending to be Sterling moss or Jackie Stewart, reliving their childhood.
There has been the odd occasion where myself and Reggie have tickled slightly above the legal speed limit, only ever where it is safe to do so and never while passing Trowel services southbound on the M1 at 110 flying passed Moz and Bill who looked utterly shocked!! =))
 
You need some ballast like I just found on a Hyundai.
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Tony.
 
Grumpy said:
Ok right now I'm here to defend myself........i choose to look after my car as it is nearly 20 years old and mores the point I wish to preserve my licence as I enjoy having one and as it is my livelihood I have no desire to loose it through childish driving. I have seen quite a spectrum of different driving skills and abilities (and lack of) since I joined the forum, men of an older age pretending to be Sterling moss or Jackie Stewart, reliving their childhood.
There has been the odd occasion where myself and Reggie have tickled slightly above the legal speed limit, only ever where it is safe to do so and never while passing Trowel services southbound on the M1 at 110 flying passed Moz and Bill who looked utterly shocked!! =))
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You don't have to defend yourself buddy,it's yours and you do what you like with it .But your going to get a bit of flack off your friends it's" the rule"
 
It appears your not driving fast enough @t-tony, if the snail can run up a ramp like evil cansnail and jump onto your roof, which should be down anyway, then slither across it. Well you just ain't going fast enough. Next thing is are you racing a tortoise any time soon? We want proof if you win!!!

Mike
 
If I'd waited a couple of hours I might have caught on the dash cam Mike.

Tony.
 
Going to need a dash-cam with time-lapse :D
 
This is how they do it Tony.

I went out to do a few jobs this morning and when I opened the garage door a snail was stuck to the bottom edge. Had my hands full so I left it and carried on. Having put things down I reversed Gail's car out.

Was busy for sometime, but, when I came to close the door it had "legged it" (if that's what snails do) to near the top of the door. Clearly it's intention was to chuck itself off on to the car as I put it back in. Damned devious these snails.
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