Hippo Joke

[Low Rider]

What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter

 

[Jack Ratt]

Have you just opened a box of crackers?

 

[Gail]

No....he's been listening to someone reading out the jokes voted as best from this year's Edinburgh festival.

 

[Kit]

I'll tell the wife that one as well.
Came home told the wife the phone jokes, some brownie points for me. @Jack Ratt