The church have always condemned gambling but you still see their representatives standing on the street shaking their collecting tins, and if you ever put money in, it's strange how they never ask you where you got the money from. Do you really think they'd turn down your donation if you said you'd won it on a wager?
Jill's mom used to be in the Salvation Army (we always said she was a sniper in the SA Special Forces

) and she used to go round the pubs in Wolves on Friday and Saturday nights with the collection tins. If she saw someone have a win on the bandit she was there like a rat up a drainpipe.