Euro 2016 - OFF TOPIC Banter

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Here you go @oldcarman.
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We eat those things over here.......you might unwittingly get a lump of it on your plate when you order a steak & chips....:whistle:
 
We eat those things over here.......you might unwittingly get a lump of it on your plate when you order a steak & chips....:whistle:
You eat anything over there Mike, old shoes, used tyres, funny red cheese, the list is endless.

Mike
 
We eat those things over here.......you might unwittingly get a lump of it on your plate when you order a steak & chips....:whistle:
God no! We go to France most years and avoid certain meats at all costs. We won't eat horse or deer. Please translate the two for me h/t so we don't trip ourselves up! We'd be devastated to find we'd ate the wrong thing. :(
 
God no! We go to France most years and avoid certain meats at all costs. We won't eat horse or deer. Please translate the two for me h/t so we don't trip ourselves up! We'd be devastated to find we'd ate the wrong thing. :(
Take some English Mustard with you Dave, that will disguise the taste

Mike
 
Grumpy, that cost more than your zed!
Thankfully not! 3x the cost to run but she was kindly gifted to Jue a couple of months ago. She's a lovely natured girl too. The horse that is! :D
 
OK so I've just had a b*******ing for posting so called crap pictures of the wifes horse, so she's gave me these to post instead. Still way off topic, so sorry again! :D
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Now be nice!

OK, here we go.....

A Dutch guy from up near the German border was in London for an equestrian convention.
Sitting at the bar at his hotel he gets into a conversation with an English gentleman.
The English gentlemen asks the Dutch guy what he does for a living.
The Dutch guy thinks for a bit and then answers in broken English.......I err, I err, fock horses.
The English gentlemen says....Pardon?
The Dutch guy says....Ja, Paarden........

Now you know......
 
Gotcha! Horse=paard?
 
MEOWW!!

Tony.
 
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