Good job I wasn't parked a foot further forward!
Scrambled egg anyone!
Scrambled egg anyone!

That's what happens when you have a big tree next to your driveway!


Good job I wasn't parked a foot further forward!
You can whip me and beat me but it matters not, f**k with my car in any way whatsoever .......... standby, it wouldn't end well. Funny it ain't mateWell, for a "lark" my knob in law and his mate did similar things on the roof of my red Mini on the night of my 21st. They put eggs, flour and treacle all over it. I didn't surface early due to being bladdered the night previous and after the dew and sunshine had done their work my car was like a bloody toffee apple. Took ages to get it off and it ruined the paint too.
Tony.
You can whip me and beat me but it matters not, f**k with my car in any way whatsoever .......... standby, it wouldn't end well. Funny it ain't mate![]()
Dam right mateEnded up with KIL re spraying the roof at his expense on his dad's (my FIL) instruction.
Tony.
Got One!May be you should buy a lottery ticket
That looks like a Pigeon's egg to me Bryan, probably a flying rat that needs shooting. Not many birds have a plain white egg.Good job I wasn't parked a foot further forward!
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w******s!Well, for a "lark" my knob in law and his mate did similar things on the roof of my red Mini on the night of my 21st. They put eggs, flour and treacle all over it. I didn't surface early due to being bladdered the night previous and after the dew and sunshine had done their work my car was like a bloody toffee apple. Took ages to get it off and it ruined the paint too.
Tony.
Yes Tony, definitely Pigeon. My guess is that a Magpie or Jackdaw dropped it's bounty.That looks like a Pigeon's egg to me Bryan, probably a flying rat that needs shooting. Not many birds have a plain white egg.
Tony.
I think you're right there mate, both those birds are thieving bastards.Yes Tony, definitely Pigeon. My guess is that a Magpie or Jackdaw dropped it's bounty.