Nailed it Shelly. Chrimbo shopping and blokes are just not compatibleI’d skip the shopping in Tesco
All you men and children stay at home
It will be easier for us ladies to get it by ourselves
And quicker too
I’m just dread going and parking my lovely Z in the car park
I can’t take Alan’s or my sons car because it will look like ......
I don’t mind theirs getting cars getting pranged
West Cumberland Hospital, Severe Injuries and Christmas Tree Extraction WardClearly this hasn’t been thought through. Of course you need to play the 21st century husband. Tesco’s will be open early. You can do your part. That gives you chance to get out first light, drop the C-in-C off early doors at said establishment, then spend a few good hours making sure Bella is well sorted after the recent lay-up and maintenance, driving the lanes and tracks, drinking in the glorious Lake District scenery. Return to Tesco as it goes dark just in time to collect all the fantastic food and drink that’s going to be lovingly prepared for your enjoyment over the festive period. Job sorted.
You can do it all again Christmas Eve.
Tell us which ward you’re admitted to and we’ll bring grapes
Easy to spot
A good choice buddy, however, the C-in-C wouldn't get a 'day out' if we went click and collectOnline delivery and click and collect are your friends - everyones happy and you are not locked out the house after your drive
PhfftOnly you know the true answer mate...............oh and the C-and-C.
Enjoy Tesco
I only do the Tesco thing if I'm permitted to drive the trolley mate, failing that, I supervise Radio 2 in the car 
The C-in-C is indeed a lucky Lady, lives here rent free. I am indeed modern manTesco for a day out - you know how to treat lady
Anyhow I thought you live on a cow farm...steak for Christmas, turkey is just a way for turkey farmers to sell ugly birds I say.
This is true, food is over rated. Beer however ......
