My ickle Sister doesn't do Autoglym, in fact she's NEVER even washed her van



I should coco mate, it's well past TLCSo you've given it the treatment for her being the loving caring older brother and top round good geezer?![]()

It has an infectious disease GarryGood to see you've left a "Contamination Zone" between you Andy

It's the bio hazard that's holding it together mate, it's a HazMat jobWith your OCD Andy, how could you leave it in such a sorry state?![]()

Now that's a good question Ian? @andyglym???With your OCD Andy, how could you leave it in such a sorry state?![]()
It's got Green Monkey's disease mateNow that's a good question Ian? @andyglym???![]()

It'll be fine mate wear you autoglym polishing mittIt's got Green Monkey's disease mate![]()
Not wasting it on that shedAutoglym Magma @andyglym I,m sure you,ll have some.![]()

Yup. Never services it, tyre pressures? What's that? Oh the shameHave you tried to convince her that a clean van is a happy van?
Bless her though, she works more hours than a 4 year old Victorian chimney sweep and twice as hard, its just not on the agenda.Good point mate. Work ethic, not cars thoughLooks like you got the cleaning genes Andy, what did she get?![]()