When I was young my mum asked me to get rid of the stray cat that was being a pain.
Off on holiday they go, so I set to work.
No way I was going to kill it so I came up with a plan.
My plan was to scare it so much it wouldn't come back.
I managed to chase it into the garage, plan worked, and then chased it round the garage screaming and shouting at it, god knows what the neighbours thought.
It went up into the eaves and stayed there for three days. I couldn't coax it out, I must have been very scary.
The end of the story is that my mum felt sorry for it and it became our family pet.
It took about a year before it sat on my lap lol.