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[Nodzed]

Ok here's @Oldguysrule Trev (right) and @mid life crisis Gary (Left)
What do you reckon is happening?

 

[t-tony]

This is how you levitate an engine out of a car, you ask Lee.

Tony.

 

[the Nefyn cat]

Bl**dy motorbike thieves.

 

[Richardrix]

I said there was too march starch in the wash.

 

[andyglym]

And I said to him "just like that".

 

[Mazza]

‘ ..........So anyway, there I was,.....in the hotel, Sleep walking , not a stitch on, and a daffodil between the cheeks of my arse..............’

 

[Nodzed]

‘ ..........So anyway, there I was,.....in the hotel, Sleep walking , not a stitch on, and a daffodil between the cheeks of my arse..............’

 

[Jack Ratt]

"There I was dressed up like Ray Charles and some f****r nicked the Joanna"

 

[PHILIP BAXTER]

Trev is saying " Gary, where have you hidden my white stick?"

 

[DaveP]

Anyone know how to unstick a female’s chin off my arm ?