Tesco car park today. C-in-C comes out from shopping to find the alarm on Betty the Yeti in full chat. A witness heard a bang and Tesco have footage but no visible plate number. Been informed very minor damage luckily but furious that people just drive off. The C-in-C will report it to the Police and take it from there.
If I was King for a day

If I was King for a day
phoned the Rozzers to be informed that as he was under 10 he's deemed not to be responsible for his actions. Not an issue as this happens with children so surely the parents will agree to foot the bill? Not a chance 
