Anyone out for a drive today? (Not me)

[billz]

I think I've got this all wrong, my wife and daughter out in the Zed and I'm home hanging out washing.

Your not secretly cross dressing are you ZTec

 

[ZTec]

Your not secretly cross dressing are you ZTec

Well I've got to do something if I can't get hold of the Zed

 

[billz]

I had Kim drag me into Derby to buy me some new trainers and cap for my birthday, but she had a hidden agenda when we had to pop into 3 sofa shops on the way back to look at the sofas we are not buying

 

[ZTec]

Nice day for a drive in South Wales today, unfortunately wife and daughter got to Zed first.

Yippee, they're back. I'm outta here, see y'all.

 

[billz]

Take the dress off first ZTec will get funny looks otherwise

 

[t-tony]

Well

Yippee, they're back. I'm outta here, see y'all.

Well at least you don't have to warm it up first.

Tony.

 

[ZTec]

Take the dress off first ZTec will get funny looks otherwise

s***, I'll have to turn around and go back home to get changed.
Cheers Billz

 

[M666BMG]

Take the dress off first ZTec will get funny looks otherwise

Nothing wrong with dress wearing!

 

[t-tony]

And don't forget your wallet, the ladies always bring 'em back empty!

Tony.

 

[billz]

Its the thong thing for me really stick up me bum and split me B---S in 2

 

[M666BMG]

Its the thong thing for me really stick up me bum and split me B---S in 2

They are called turd splitters

 

[t-tony]

Now that's just put me off sweet n sour chicken for tea Bill!

Tony.

 

[Ashbandicoot]

Driven back from Le Mans to where we are staying and the now the vino is flowing

Few Zs in the carpark got a zorg card

Ash

 

[ZTec]

I'm back, nice run out not as long as I wanted but things to do.

 

[andyglym]

Sun has been out all day in West Cumbria, new neighbours round for few scoops which was nice. Down side is my Zed is in the garage under her blanket and the sun is still out, oh well, another beer then.

 

[ZTec]

Yeah you go girls
Have a good time in the Z
The Hoover and polish are in the cupboards @ZTec
Perhaps you can do that next and surprise your wife for when she gets home

Told the wife what you said 'you go girls'.
But as for your other comment, HOOVER & POLISH, don't swear, you'll get moderated for saying things like that.

 

[ZTec]

We've been out in the Eos today, me cheafeur driven, no top down 'kin freezing round Lincoln and it keeps raining on and off. It's supposed to be drier, warmer spell of settled weather this week, about time!

Tony.

It's been lovely and warm here. Bring on the warmer weather

 

[Shelly]

Not if the moderators were women @ZTec

 

[ZTec]

Sun has been out all day in West Cumbria, new neighbours round for few scoops which was nice. Down side is my Zed is in the garage under her blanket and the sun is still out, oh well, another beer then.

Can't have everything Andy.

 

[Shelly]

Been raining on and off today
Been a miserable day