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A Winters Tale

Discussion in 'General Banter' started by Frank.A, Dec 23, 2011.

  1. Frank.A

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    As a trucker stops for a red light on A12, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.

    As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

    Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again, and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

    All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

    When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says,............

    "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter and I'm driving the ******* gritter."
     
  2. MAURICE THE MARTIAN

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    =)) =)) Some might say-"just like a woman" but i wouldnt dare,seasurfer may read it s:D
    Err i`m off now s:ymtwisteddevil
    :ymalien:
     
  3. SeaSurfer

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    And a b****y good job too, do you want another ding, only i know a man who could do one for you =)) it might be from behind though =))
     
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    Well Maurice - that's a Christmas offer you can't refuse ;)
     
  5. hard top

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  6. SeaSurfer

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    Snoops, i was offering the services of our wannabe mod, wink wink say no more %-(
     
  7. swamper

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    and you work so hard to be top of the list Gill :ymdevil:
     
  8. SeaSurfer

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    Its because I dont like being 2nd best s:mrgreen luv ya really, its xmas
     
  9. Jamezee

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    OMG what a thought x_x
     
  10. MAURICE THE MARTIAN

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    Sorry ,dont do "from behind"
    Anyway i`m a givver ,not a taker. s:D
    :ymalien:
     
  11. SeaSurfer

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    Maurice, i think you have the wrong end of the stick here, im sure you have mis understood me s:sad
     
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    Carefull Gill you may get Swampered.
     
  13. SeaSurfer

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    Swampered eh! what would that be exactly s:D
     
  14. MAURICE THE MARTIAN

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    Whatever you may think it is, it`ll bring tears to you eyes s:D
    Have a happy Xmas :ymparty:
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    A martian probe perhaps S:e
     
  17. MAURICE THE MARTIAN

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    I have been known to do a little probing,in the interest of humanity s:D
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    S:e No more please
     
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    You gotta be a Silversurfer to be at the top, just look at me :ymhug:

    Tim. s:lol