A mans shed

[Shelly]

The bungalow is spotless, the garden looks lovely
Snow White has just been cleaned ( she’s been cleaned 3 times in the last two weeks, and she hasn’t even been on the road )
What else is their is clean ........
I know Alan’s shed
He’s always making things in their
It took me ages , their was loads of sawdust every when , I clean all his tools and machinery of sawdust
The worktops , the floor , got all the odd pieces of wood etc and put them in the bin , it looks spotless now ,
He will be pleased, he tidies up as he goes along , but not like I’d do it

 

[Jack Ratt]

I wouldn't be happy if Jill put all my bits of wood in the bin

 

[DaveB with a Z3]

Those "Bits of wood" might have come in handy one day.

 

[Shelly]

I wouldn't be happy if Jill put all my bits of wood in the bin

They were only small pieces
Hope Alan didn’t want them

 

[Shelly]

Those "Bits of wood" might have come in handy one day.

O no
Perhaps I should go and get them out of the bin
Think I’ll leave it until Alan gets home from work
Thought I was doing a good deed

 

[the Nefyn cat]

Hmmm. I've had things "tidied" in the past.

 

[Shelly]

Yeah , Alan thinks his shed looks lovely and tidy

 

[the Nefyn cat]

A born diplomat.

 

[Chaz Ricorn]

I've never met Alan but to come out with a comment like that after he had his shed 'tidied' he must be a saint..

 

[Shelly]

I've never met Alan but to come out with a comment like that after he had his shed 'tidied' he must be a saint..

He is a saint

 

[the Nefyn cat]

Perhaps we could have a whip-round for a new padlock? Just a thought.

 

[petecossie]

Those "Bits of wood" might have come in handy one day.

I have a garage full of "bits" of wood, they could always come in useful.

 

[t-tony]

I have a garage full of "bits" of wood, they could always come in useful.

Absolutely Pete, that’s just the point. I’m accumulating a decent pile of scrap wood on my bench at the moment, and none of it will be chucked out. It may be relocated at some point to a safe place though, and then I’ll forget where !

Tony.

 

[mrscalex]

You ladies and your cleaning. My other half once hoovered my work laptop keyboard - while I was on a conference call running on the laptop... It wouldn't have been so bad but it wasn't done as a joke and I got told off when I complained.

 

[gookah]

I keep all of my toenail offcuts,....... just in case...

 

[the Nefyn cat]

That'll be a youtube channel I'll give a miss.

 

[gookah]

I keep all of my toenail offcuts,....... just in case...

I almost have enough to make a scale model of this:

but in dark yellow......



.

 

[t-tony]

I won't sleep tonight after reading that Pete.

Tony.

 

[gookah]

I may need to file some of the edges straight,


Just where they have been chewed.....

 

[the Nefyn cat]

I almost have enough to make a scale model of this:

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but in dark yellow......



.

Now, that could be a youtube channel, with what they'd call a "niche market".