A Horror Story For @t-tony

Stevo7682

Zorg Expert (I)
Supporter
The M44 Massive
Scottish Zeds
Joined
Apr 1, 2016
Points
208
Location
Maybole , South Ayrshire
Model of Z
Z3 Individual Dakar / Orinoco Individual
Once upon a time in a dark corner of a dimly lit office a lonesome figure scribbles at a large sheet of paper :nailbiting::nailbiting:.
A few moments later the scribbling stopped :wideyed:

Finally he said with a maniacal laugh my creation is complete and ready to be let loose on the world haa haa haaa haaa haaaa :eek: :arghh::arghh:.



You may ask what this horror was some dont dare speak its name :nailbiting::wideyed::wideyed:

Screenshot_20180120-000636.jpg

:nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting:The Ford Ka :nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting:


Underneath its funky 3dr city styling lay a vehicle full of flaws and Fords biggest rot box in many a day .
Mot'd this 2007 52k Ka just before i was off on holiday last week .

20171117_140312.jpg
20171117_140303.jpg
20171117_140232.jpg
20171117_140211.jpg
20171117_140159.jpg

There's more but you get the general idea.

If you reckon you know the fate of this little blue ka then you'd be right


THE. END.
:nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting:
 
Last edited:

hard top

Zorg Expert (I)
Dutch Zeds
The M44 Massive
Joined
Dec 5, 2011
Points
213
Location
Netherlands
tttttttttt h h eeeeeeee
t h h e
t hhhhhh eeeeeeee
t h h e
t h h eeeeeeee

eeeeeee n n ddd
e n n n d d
eeeeeee n n n d d
e n n n d d
eeeeeee n n n ddd

:nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting::nailbiting:
You got a day off work tomorrow mate, seems like you have been well on the Pish tonight .. :drinks:
And to stay on topic, Ka's are crap.
 

Stevo7682

Zorg Expert (I)
Supporter
The M44 Massive
Scottish Zeds
Joined
Apr 1, 2016
Points
208
Location
Maybole , South Ayrshire
Model of Z
Z3 Individual Dakar / Orinoco Individual
I had it all spaced so it said THE END in big letters all made out of the little letters looked fine :)

Hit enter and it all went to crap :mad::mad::mad:
10 minutes of my life wasted :meh::meh:
 

Nodzed

Zorg Expert (II)
Supporter
British Zeds
M Power
Joined
Feb 18, 2016
Points
231
Location
Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire, England
Model of Z
Z3M Imola and Z4 (e89)
Bloody hell looks more like a 1970s Ford
 

Andy-M

Zorg Legend
Joined
Aug 31, 2015
Points
67
Like most Fords in year to come they will be worth a fortune. God nows why. My kitchen fridge is better made than Ka :whistle:
 

Shelly

Zorg Expert (I)
Supporter
British Zeds
East Anglian Crew
Joined
Jul 9, 2013
Points
201
Location
Norfolk
Model of Z
Z4 2.0 20i M Sport sDrive
Did it pass the MOT :p =))
What a death trap :(
Never seen so much rust :(
Hope they scrapped it their and then ;)
 

Grumps

Always happy, apart from when I'm not 🤬
Supporter
British Zeds
Joined
Apr 27, 2014
Points
226
Location
Forest Town, Mansfield
Model of Z
Z4 e85 2.5i
Jack's Fiesta he's just sold after 4 years was only a year newer with the same mileage and was absolutely solid underneath. Could it be the Ka was made of cheaper stuff or has it lived near the coast gaining salt corrosion?
 

raymond

Zorg Guru (I)
Joined
Oct 15, 2016
Points
95
Location
EAST SUSSEX
Model of Z
Z3M
The previous MOT must have flagged that up before. A bit of a rub down with a wire brush, some filler and newspaper covered with a good coat of underseal and it will be alright for a new MOT which will probably read "suspension components covered in underseal" Three months later it will convert to a three wheeler so will go down a road tax class.
rusty ka.jpg
 

Redline

Zorg Expert (I)
British Zeds
Joined
Mar 10, 2015
Points
208
Location
Nuneaton
Model of Z
E89 20i msport
Are the new shaped KAs as bad? Our son has a 5 year old one. :nailbiting:
 

Jimmy Weston

Zorg Legend
British Zeds
Joined
Aug 13, 2016
Points
77
Location
Midlands
Model of Z
2.8 induvidual
Nice focus grumps,but I'm 1970-1980s ford fan,I loved the old fords mate.
Jimmy.
 

PHILIP BAXTER

Zorg Guru (V)
Supporter
British Zeds
Joined
May 3, 2015
Points
180
Location
Cardiff
Model of Z
Z3 3.0i Roadster
Never mind the Focus! Look at that thing of beauty in the garage.
 

Grumps

Always happy, apart from when I'm not 🤬
Supporter
British Zeds
Joined
Apr 27, 2014
Points
226
Location
Forest Town, Mansfield
Model of Z
Z4 e85 2.5i
Nice focus grumps,but I'm 1970-1980s ford fan,I loved the old fords mate.
Jimmy.
You and me both Jimmy. Had plenty in the day mate. Wish I still owned some of them now :(
 

Grumps

Always happy, apart from when I'm not 🤬
Supporter
British Zeds
Joined
Apr 27, 2014
Points
226
Location
Forest Town, Mansfield
Model of Z
Z4 e85 2.5i
Pile of plastic, looks like something has taken a dump on it from a large height .... :whistle:
I almost agree with you Munchkin but to be fair it drives very well and is redicuously cheap to run which is the reason I bought it.
 

pgunter

Zorg Guru (V)
Supporter
British Zeds
#ZedShed
Joined
Aug 15, 2014
Points
185
Location
Winchester
Model of Z
2.2i Sport Zedshed Special
One car I really regret selling. My Ford Zodiac Mk IV. 3.0 exec. Awesome car with armchairs as seats.
 
Top