A FORUM CHALLENGE......FINISH HARD TOP'S STATEMENT..

[FRANKIE]

Seeing as how well the forum members are familiar with Hard Top, perhaps they can offer a finish to the last statement he posted but didn't complete himself:

@hard top quote: "Spot on, I always fancied the idea of running a bar/pub.....but..!....."

Finish this statement as you thought he would. (BE NICE NOW.............)

 

[t-tony]

Seeing as how well the forum members are familiar with Hard Top, perhaps they can offer a finish to the last statement he posted but didn't complete himself:

@hard top quote: "Spot on, I always fancied the idea of running a bar/pub.....but..!....."

Finish this statement as you thought he would. (BE NICE NOW.............)

"I wouldn't want to fall down on the job,"

Tony.

 

[andyglym]

.............. the Short A**e Inn wouldn't be able to sell spirits as I wouldn't be able to reach the optics, or indeed reach the top door bolt to open the door.

 

[hard top]

"I wouldn't want to fall down on the job,"

I will have you know that I would be sat at the bar and other people would be doing the hard graft.....

 

[hard top]

............. the Short A**e Inn wouldn't be able to sell spirits as I wouldn't be able to reach the optics, or indeed reach the top door bolt to open the door.

I will also have you know that I would have a long legged blond working for me so that would not be a problem.
How about all of above for a business plan eh?

 

[andyglym]

I will also have you know that I would have a long legged blond working for me so that would not be a problem.
How about all of above for a business plan eh?

Just add a "shcmoking" corner mate and you're onto a winner

 

[littlefeller]

next question is a name for the pub.

 

[PHILIP BAXTER]

[QUOTE="little feller next question is a name for the pub.

How about The Bell End Inn? That might suit a @hard top

 

[hard top]

How about The Bell End Inn?

Like that, but seeing as @t-tony would be one of my best customers, I would name it "The T**t & the Fiddle"......

 

[oldcarman]

" then JIM would be here in a flash and never want to leave now we're besties!! And he'd run up a tab bigger than the budget at NASA!! But that's fine with me cuz I'd need help with the long legged blonde that open the door for me and he's the guy for the job!! JIM

 

[hard top]

Oh, just remembered this one.
When I was working in Baku, Azerbeidzjan, one of our favorite ex pat watering holes was called "The Camel Toe"

When the local persons, all of them from arab extraction, found out what it meant, it got closed down.

 

[oldcarman]

I actually prefer brunettes @HT maybe you could hire one of each?? Oh and a redhead too, please?? And maybe a raven black? And ........ JIM