Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a double decker.It was after eight.They got off at quality st.He asked her her name,"Polo,i`m the one with the hole" she said with a wispa.Im Marathon,the one with the nuts ,he replied.He touched her cream eggs and slipped his hand in her snickers, fondled her flap jacks and she rubbed his tic-tacks.It was a fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight,and he shot his chewy centre.But 3 days later his Sherbert Dib-Dab started to itch.Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset,and he`s got F*ckin all sorts 
