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A chocolate treat naughty but nice

Discussion in 'General Banter' started by MAURICE THE MARTIAN, Dec 17, 2011.

  1. MAURICE THE MARTIAN

    MAURICE THE MARTIAN Zorg Guru (V)
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    Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a double decker.It was after eight.They got off at quality st.He asked her her name,"Polo,i`m the one with the hole" she said with a wispa.Im Marathon,the one with the nuts ,he replied.He touched her cream eggs and slipped his hand in her snickers, fondled her flap jacks and she rubbed his tic-tacks.It was a fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight,and he shot his chewy centre.But 3 days later his Sherbert Dib-Dab started to itch.Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset,and he`s got F*ckin all sorts ;)
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    Nice one Mr. Martian, very clver i gotta remember that now.
     
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    =)) =)) there will be a bounty on your head for jokes like that s:D